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EGG SCREWED ME! - Egg Mortgage
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EGG SCREWED ME! (Egg)

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Egg
Date: 01/01/03 (93 review reads)
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I APPLIED FOR A MORTGAGE AT EGG THREE YEARS AGO WHEN WE WERE MOVING FROM OUR APARTMENT. THE PEOPLE THERE SEEMED NICE AND GAVE ME PAMPHLETS AND OFFERED COFFEE, BUT THAT WAS A FACADE NOW IT SEEMS. TEHY ARE REALLY BASTARDS THAT OFFER YOU MONEY UPFRONG BUT SUDDENLY CHANGE THEIR PRICES AFTER AFEW MONTHS. THEY MORE THAN DOUBLED THEIR INTEREST RATE AND TOLD ME TO PAY TRIPLE THE DOWNPAYMENT. F--K YOU! I WENT IN THERE WITH A GUN AND THREATENED TO KILL THEM. I SHOT ONE OF THE EMPLOYEES IN THE HEAD AND SPARKS STARTED TO FLY. IT WAS A MACHINE! THEN I STARTED SHOOTING THE OTHER EMPLOYEES AND THEY ALL TURNED OUT OT BE MACHINES AS WELL. ONE OF THEM ATTACKED ME WITH A STEEL FIST, I JUMPED OUT OF THE AND KNOCKED HIS HEAD OFF WITH MY KICK. I WAS CLOSE TO THE DOOR SO I PUT TWO GRENADES AT THE ENTRANCE AND RAN. THE STUPID CYBORGS CHASED AFTER ME AND WALKED RIGHT INTO MY GRENADE TRAP. HAHA! IDIOTS!

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michaird

- 01/01/03

haaaaa haaa ha ha.

i'll give you humour if nothing else.

maybe if you gave them some gay sex they would reduce the intrest. although if they were dead that would just be sick!
wtwildcats

- 01/01/03

You obviously know nothing about Egg.

Nor about how to write reviews.

I can see all you say now you are just making up, so I'll go back to the previous op I rated, and change my rating.


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