Man Found drowned in gas cooker (Yamaha Fazer FZS600)

Member Name: timmymcswegan

Product:	Yamaha Fazer FZS600
Date:	19/03/07 (587 review reads)
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Advantages: Mcenroe, bjorg

Disadvantages: living in scotland

Got an engine that sounds like a dick slapping.

I would recommend this bike for anyone that got beat up at school or a copper.

You will be hard pushed to find any second hand ones unless you look at the base of Beachy Head nr. Eastbourne.

Many are found with their riders still on them. Including that Muppet Mark Fowler from Eastenders who mysteriously re-incarnated in the Bill. Coming back to that copper thing again.

So, if you are a homosexual dying of AIDS with no way out. Simply by a Fazer, chuck your lot in over beachy head, come back as a copper and get to beat the living daylights out of Joe Public and get paid for it.

I used to love riding my fazer up and down the road, doing wheelies and generally being a nuisance. Imagine my surprise when my Dad strung some cheesewire between two lampposts. Ouch.

My house has been daubed with graffiti, windows smashed, 5hit pushed through the letterbox. But I refuse to sell my fazer.

I know it has the image of being a benders bike which is OK because I like it just fine. And the horn sounds good.

The breaks don’t work a great deal unless you are in the south of England.

It also has the strange little knobbly bit in the centre of the seat which I cannot fathom what it does. Although it is a little uncomfortable at time and seems to have the provision for a battery.

All in all I would recommend this bike to the dog off Tom and Jerry.

Summary: Showery, Snowy, Tin Tin

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