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Alone In The Dark (DVD)

 
Description: Genre: Horror / Theatrical Release: 2005 / Director: Uwe Boll / Actors: Christian Slater, Tara Reid ... / DVD released ... more
Alone In The Dark (DVD) ... 24 October, 2005 at Momentum Pictures / Features of the DVD: PAL

Newest Review: ... which seems to go on for longer than the Star Wars credits, with worse music and an awkward voiceover that doesn't sound all ... more

 ... that different to Christopher Lambert. This text essentially explains to us that the Abkani, and ancient American civilisation, opens up a gateway to another world and let in some horrible nasty things. Uh-oh! Years later, a mad scientist, Professor Lionel Hudgens (Matthew Walker), used all 20 orphans in an orphanage as an experiment make a symbiotic relationship between us and the things from the other world. 22 years on from this, an ancient relic is found and activated, summoning the creatures within the orphans to...more

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Alone In The Dark [DVD] [2005]
Release Date: 2005 - 10 - 24, Rating Suitable for 15 years and over,
Last Update 06.07.2009 07:18
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LadyAudley
Premium Review Alone In The Dark (DVD): These are zombies, pure and simple. (552 words)
by LadyAudley - written on 08/01/08 (Very useful, 42 readings)
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For movie fans, Uwe Boll is a modern Ed Wood, only without the charm. His name is legendary amongst movie buffs for being the worse filmmaker on the planet right now, and some of his films must qualify as serious contenders for the worst film of all time. Knowing his reputation, I wanted to rent one of his movies so I could see exactly how mindnumbing the awfulness on display would be. Alone in the Dark is an unbelieveably, extraordinarily, inexpressibly bad film. The "plot" (if it deserves such a name) is based around a group of teens who turn up on a deserted desert island for a very naughty rave (as you do). However, when they arrive there, ...

pmcds
Crowned Review So very, very alone (1000 words)
by pmcds - written on 17/02/09 (Very useful, 68 readings)
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Most of the people who have reviewed 'Alone In The Dark' have done some sort of play on words to make good use of a literary and relevant way of explaining just how bad this film is. To be honest, the film is that bad, I really can't be bothered to waste my time finding a play on words. Oh, hang on: how about: 'Watch this alone in the dark so no else knows you've seen it and takes the proverbial out of you for doing so!' Ooh, ooh, I've got another one: 'This film makes me want to sit alone in the dark and cry because I've just wasted an hour of my time!' Similarly, you could use: 'Alone In The Dark is a pile of crap!' Yes, you've guessed it. I didn't ...

The+Polar+One
Crowned Review Alone In The Dark (DVD): Uwe Gotta Be Kidding (871 words)
by The Polar One - written on 22/01/09 (Very useful, 95 readings)
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72. Alone in the Dark (2005) [film only] Or more accurately, small groups of people in dimly lit locations, shooting wildly at CGI and random extras with whited out faces. If I were to choose one word to sum up this film it would be 'why'. In fact, why oh why oh why? Really. What makes anyone think that taking a generic computer game that borrows from older films and stories, and turning it into a movie, will produce anything other than an unoriginal generic movie. Although, according to gamers, the film's plot has little to do with the game beyond using the same characters. Add Uwe Boll to direct it and the producers may as well stick all their money on ...

 
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