OK. Here's the review when I finally, irretrievably lose any respect I ever had on Dooyoo. You know those films that are so unbelievably bad that they actually become fun in a ridiculously stupid kind of way? Do you like them? If so, Anaconda is a rare treat for you. A film so bad it should have its own special category at the Oscars: the Anaconda Award for Extraordinary Badness. There's no evidence that anyone involved in this huge pile of tripe thought that they were making a deliberately bad, tongue in cheek nod to dodgy creature features of old. You honestly get the impression that they really intended to make a standard actioner, but ended up ...  Read the complete review

suppose you would have to say that a movie like Anaconda didn't really have that much chance of being too much of a success. A rather large man-eating snake isn't exactly the most fearsome of movie monsters and it would no doubt have taken a director and cast of some talent to make it even come close to working. Anaconda doesn't have these and as a result it does exactly what I feared it would...it sucks, and it sucks big time. The plot...well what there is of it. Hollywood seems intent on treating the fans of action movies like idiots and this plot is yet another example of that. Anaconda features a film crew making a documentary in the Amazon ...  Read the complete review

Jon Voight's hilarious performance of the Ahab-like poacher determined to capture a giant snake. I now see the movie in a completely different light. Everyone in the movie is awful! Voight's accent is a Brazilian/Cajun mess (I swear it changes from scene to scene!), Jennifer Lopez looks clueless, Ice Cube just grimaces the whole time and gives everyone dirty looks and Eric Stolz is just along for a paycheck.The effects and movement of the snake are teriffic but the story goes nowhere and the ending is obvious. If you like Drama that is obvious to figure out go ahead if you like watching a movie more than once in a day go ahead and watch it maybe even buy it but ..  Read the complete review

First, a confession: I have always been a fan of B-movie monster horror films like Alligator and Piranha. The sort of film where you find yourself cheering on the creature(s) as they kill off the dumb humans. Anaconda brings this genre bang up to date, with some impressively gruesome special effects. The anaconda in question is a 40foot long giant snake with a penchant for eating humans. Alive. In one of her earliest big screen roles, Jennifer Lopez plays Terri Flores, a documentary maker who ventures into the Amazon rainforest with her film crew in search of the mythical Shere Shaman tribe. In the midst of a torrential rainstorm, they come across ...  Read the complete review

This is a poor film with poor acting and a very poor story line. The only highlight to this film was that Jennifer Lopez starred in the movie. Even the special effects were poor and this was released in 1997, the effects should be at least half-decent. I would never want to see this film again, and I advise you not to buy it or rent it out. It was just so poor. All it is about is some anacondas attack some people on a boat and eventually the good people defeat them. What a predictable story line that is. ...  Read the complete review