Commando (Commando (DVD))

Member Name: ricks22

Product:	Commando (DVD)
Date:	04/10/00 (40 review reads)
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Advantages: Classic Arnie rubbish.

Disadvantages: You relly have to be drunk to enjoy it. It's great then, though.

This is an early Arnie classic. If you like your Arnold with abysmal cracks ('I let him go' - dropping someone off a cliff) massive guns (a bazooka indeed) ludicrous attempts at emotional plotlines (daughter nicked by agents of evil) and a bullet proof body, then this is the film for you. In the quest to not play the evil fella's game and instead nab his kid back guns blazing, Arnie puts himself into crazy situation after crazy situation, and eventually takes on the amassed armed forces of evil and wins.

The bad guys all have Star Wars aim, and Arnie's a crack shot, so death aplenty. You could take out a small country with a piece of A4 paper if you were this hard and they were that rubbish. In fact, it'd be a welcome break from your daily life of wrestling with lorries and chewing rocks, I imagine. Do not buy this film - in fact, you might want to, because it's been on telly so often that you'll be able to pick it up for 20p somewhere. Action Arnie at his best/worst, never to be watched alone or sober.

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