Jade (DVD)

Newest Review: ... Jade is an absolutely unwatchable movie. Harsh? Maybe. Maybe not. You see, I like movies to actually add up to a little more ... more

... than a rich guy being murdered followed by an investigation which descends into bed-hopping, a few non-sensical twists and a cheat ending to say ?hah! see? kept ya guessing!? when in fact all it does is not add up. Jade begins with the murder of a rich dude followed by Assistant DA David Corelli(Caruso) investigating which draws in psychologist Katrina Gavin(Fiorentino) and her hot-shot lawyer(are there any crap lawyers?) husband Matt(Chazz Palmiteri), twists and bucks to include fertility masks, home-made video ...more

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Jade (DVD): Yes You Fecking Well Are A Minger! (649 words)
by - written on 04/11/02 (Very useful, 169 readings)
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[Well, I was writing a top ten children?s books review but dooyoo being arschlöcher again kinda interrupted my nostalgia trip so you?ve got a lazy review of a crap movie instead. Some of you may have suffered it on BBC1 last night if you were unlucky] When was the last time you saw an erotic thriller which was either erotic or thrilling? All the ones I?ve seen are about as erotic as Friday morning bingo at the Pleasantville retirement village and mildly less thrilling and Jade is quite frankly one of the worst. Written by the same guy who brought us the equally pants Sliver, Basic Instinct, Showgirls, etc we shouldn?t be too surprised but director William ... Read the complete review

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