Michael Bay's Texas Chainsaw Massacre (DVD) Reviews

In Channel 4's 100 Scariest Moments programme, Tobe Hooper's 1973 original Texas Chainsaw Massacre featured in the top ten. I could never really see the big deal to be honest. For me, the original movie has dated considerably and where once we were supposed to be horrified, I could only really be amused. Thirty years later a remake was released ...

"Cabin Fever" helmer Eli Roth said it best: "You don't f**k with the Holy Grail." Especially when the guys doing the "f**k**g" are bloatbuster helmer Michael Bay and Marcus Nispel, a pop-promo slickster who's never made a feature film. You can see it now- the lone female survivor stumbling into a blood-red dawn, a ...

Tim Burton has a lot to answer for. Even since his poor, but finanically successful "re-imagining" of Planet Of The Apes, it seems Hollywood is falling over itself to produce as many "new" films using the names of classic ones, but little else. Few of these films have much in common with the ...