Razor Blade Smile (DVD)

RAZOR BLADE SMILE The only people who will be smiling after you have sat through this will be the makers, safe in the knowledge they have succeeded in taking the hard earned money from another unwitting member of the general public. THE STORY Having been mortally wounded while trying to intervene with a pistol duel in 1850, Lilith Silver is given the gift of eternal life by her lover, who happens to be a vampire. Cut to the present day and our undead heroine is to be found gainfully employed as a leather-clad hit women who spends her free time hanging out a gothic themed nightclub called Transylvanian that is frequented by vampire ...  Read the complete review

I read about this film a few years ago and thought it sounded quite interesting. A vampire b movie that tries to use the vampire myth in a better way and not follow all the clichés as normally is the case. I forgot all about it until it turned up on television so I thought I would watch it. It's the story of Lilith who is a vampire and also a hit-woman. There's a bit of background thrown in at the start about her being injured in a duel many years ago so gets turned to save her. The rest of the film is in present day and she walks round clad in leather and looking the part. There's a secret society that keeps cropping up and seems ...  Read the complete review

"DO NOT PAY TO SEE THIS MOVIE" is what I saw when looking up this film on the Internet Movie Database (IMDb), to which I can only add "DO NOT ACCEPT PAYMENT TO SEE THIS MOVIE". In the interests of fairness I will say that looking at the other IMDb reviews I did discover that there are some people who do like this film. I haven't visited the cinema much this year but of the handful of times that I did, I twice fell asleep due to boredom. For that I will commend my local Odeon for having very comfortable seats. Luckily I was watching this film on video and so was also occupying myself by ironing, and after that making and eating lunch. ...  Read the complete review