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Teeth
Teeth (DVD)

Member Name: elmer_elephant
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Teeth (DVD)
Date: 22/02/10, updated on 22/02/10 (143 review reads)
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Before watching this film i realised that because of this topic that it was never going to be a serious or scary 'horror' film. Just one that would be funny rather than scary.
This film is about a girl called Dawn and the fact that she actually has Vagina Tentata. A mythical problem that is very rare indeed. This means that she has teeth in her vagina.
Dawn is a typical american teenage girl, with one difference she is a virgin and intends to stay that way until she is married. She has a dysfunctional family. She has a mother who she loves and her mother has a second husband who comes with a kid. Dawns half brother who fancies his sister.
There is not really much to tell about this film other than the fact that after she discovers that she has teeth in her vagina after being basically raped by a boy and managing to chop his penis off. After realsing this she gets her revenge on many men.
I love some of the scenes which probably aren't meant to be funny like when she is in the cave and chops off her first penis, he is left there bleeding and she doesn't know what has happened. A scene to do with this is that a crab runs away with the penis.
I also likes when she has sex with her brother to get revenge on him and then his penis gets eaten by his own dog.
This isn't an amazing film if you decide to take it seriously but if you don't it is full of laughs!
Summary: Vagina Tentata


22/02/10
I loved this film. I went to see it in the cinema and it was possibly the best cinema experience I've ever had. Everyone was in hysterics and it was hilarious watching the reactions (and listening to the commentary) of the lads sitting in front of us.