The Nostril Picker (DVD)

the minute you see this product you know its something special and the second it starts it realy hits you. the scene is set with the heroic figure of 'joe' leaning against a tree. he sees a young girl emerge and like any decent 40 year old man would he follows her and tries to grab her. this girl is clearly insane and has no taste as she doesnt take kindly to joe trying to grab her. then an idiotic policeman gives our hero a warning for following girls cant he see joes a babe magnet. straight after he bumps into a physcotic tramp who teaches him some kind of dance to change him into a girl. joe later performs this ritual and much to our surprise it works :D ...

Joe Bukowski is a loser. As he wanders along the streets, dressed like a bum, he can’t help harassing young women in short skirts. He seems harmless enough, but when the police catch up with him, they threaten him with arrest unless he leaves the poor women alone. Alone, dejected and somewhat frustrated, he happens across a rather eccentric old tramp one afternoon who stops him in the street to make him an amazing offer. Recognising Joe’s obsession with women, the tramp tells him that he can give him an ancient incantation that he will enable him to change his appearance at will. If Joe can take on the form of a pretty young woman himself, think of the possibilities it ...