Unbelievable..ly Bad (Curtis - 50 Cent)

Member Name: Tha MasterMind

Product:	Curtis - 50 Cent
Date:	20/09/07 (295 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: One Or Two Tracks Literally

Disadvantages: The Majority of everything

Curtis is a complete flop no matter what way you look at it.Album Sales,Album Quality,Album Reception It Is Terrible.It is stunning ill say that much that somebody can't put this album out in shops and get paid.It Does NOT SOUND GOOD.The massacre was great production wise but how can a very intelligent man such as 50 cent put this out how many predectied kanye was going to out sell 50 how many bets where there.The production is heart wrenchingly bad the lyrics are the worst yet.From power of the dollar to this.It is mezmerising but now to the all important review



-(The Tracks)-
1.Intro
Some strange english talk on guns very intelligent what the F*ck was the point. 2/10

2.My Gun Go Off
The title speaks for its self."U feel the holes Burning?" Nigga my Gun Go Off this is coming from the 500 million man whos has been no where the streets in about 5 years.He gonna end takin slang the streets dont even use anymore.the production is low budget unknown producer feels disgusting and everlasting when it only 3 mintues.No Drums just annoying shutter sounding drags which makes u feel stunded how bad the sound actually is.2/10

3.Man Down
Singing about Murdering police 50 cent who has a picture off him hugging police all over the internet that one.The only sense 50 cent talks on this track as that yes "It Hurts" how bad the track is.I feel stunded that 50 cent can still rap about this stuffs he lives in a massive masion a million miles that kind of enviroment.F*cked up sythnizer messed pop piano hook.the chorus is uncatchy not evenin annoying just poor. 3/10

4.Still Will Kill
Definetly a more thickly produced track sounds more acceptable its a good song the first couple of times.Although it dosent mean its great.Akon again supplying a catchy hook the african voice is ear piercing but unlike his other hits the chorus hits alot bigger the first time it defentily dries out quickly.50 cent voice brings back on this track why he sold 11 million on his first album its the on a mission crunching voice makes the song sound more get rich than anything else on the album because of the voice.the dodgy instrumental is strange and synthizers out play there self on this track.the real drums are to quite be heard which lets clap mix cheaply with the electornic disco track. 5/10

5.I Get Money
Complicated song.First time hearing 50 is back but the scott boogie knife chopping become more noticeable every time hearing and it s catchy hook without a doubt.Lyrically a gem.But the instrumental get more and more bland as the song eventually drags its self out
definetly some kid messing with a computer producer and thought it was good at the time but it is not well produced its not pro. 4/10

6.Come & Go
Poor Poor Stuff.Like really low stuff.laughable it just so wrong and so bad.what the hell is this."IN DA CLUB PART 2" uv got to be kidding.Chorus is horrible hahaha its just so poor how can somebody release this.Dre must have layed of the detox for a day and ridiculusly high because production is stupid.And also like majority of the album 50 cent adopts a singing annoying tone which is incredibly annoying .1/10

7.Ayo Technology
Computer game sounding new age adopting justin timberlake hook singing timbaland low production having stupid 50 cent lyrics track.Realisticly the only good thing about this track u can hardly hear its the
water drop back ground sound it improves the song vastley single obviously but it is that song thats not a superhit not top 10 worthy it just not thick enough ur not gonna sit in class or work trying to remember what the instrumental hook sounds like ud be there all day its dosent have one thats the diffrence.promiscus had the dum de dum de dum du ra ra in da club had dum dum, dum da dum dum dum dum dum dum.this dosent it has a strange space raders sounding guitar arrangment.4/10

8.Follow My Lead
Its not a good at all.I sick of thses posh snobs takin bout its musical bliss its oqwuard strange and stupid robin thicke n 50 cent its stupid.50 cent who has spent half of his carerr callin girl bi*ches And Ho*s so it unfair that he can state "people say 50 dont know how to treat a women they wrong" is insulting.The stupid RnB piano in fact im not even go into depth its a ludacris sounding song it ridiculus. 3/10

9. Movin' on Up
Its real hip hop alright but it dosent good.50 once again adopts a special tone for the song instead of just flowing.its ok but 50 cent keep saying the same thing over and over again album after album.it definetly trying to be classic rap song but the fact is it lacks a real hook.
and consitent flowing the voice clashes badly with the beat.its definetly not the classic there making out to be 5/10

10.Straight The Beat
A Good song not great not average not bad its good.cocky instrumentals hook its cashmire bizness with consistnet single lyrics stuff that sticks in ur mind.hooks good drums are good and the chorus makes u laugh at just how cocky it is .6/10

11.Amusment Park
Stomach turning stuff the first time i heard i wanted to die and im not laughing with the flute hook drilling ur ears till they start bleeding is enough to turn the song off first 10 seconds.the production is the worst on the album n thats saying something.the lyrics are corny and awful and combine they help make the worst song of the decade so far -10/10


12.Fully Loaded Clip
A great song although the beat is a somewhat dry the Lyrics hit like a real rapper here acceptable hook and the dark piano string at the end off the instrumental loop makes track addictive but will wear of a little quick
6/10

13.Peep Show
the production steals the show here the chorus hits big this to me is a hit .the beat might hit a little to dark butits eminems over the top verse trying to shock crowds its just to over the top and its not the song to expose the lyrics to and with 50 cent it just sound oqwuard.
.5/10

14.Fire
The electric uncatchy production matches poorly with 50 cents flow and nicoles weak chorus.but song is redemed with young buck stupidly well done hook it brings a smile to a face straight away its perfect.
.4/10

15.All Of Me
Epic no. The drums ruin the song to a new extreme 50 versez are good mary's chorus isnt catchy at all it just sounds like a cheap producer you can hear what it trying to be with horns and big drum hits but again the drums make the song what it is poor sounding.4/10

16.Curtis 187
I dont know what happend here one of my faverioute producers makes a beat more boring than a 4 hour long global warming film.the production is terrebile the chorus is f*cked.Although the verses are life based are intresting its just not gonna work on a bear as boring as that the scratches sound cheap as hell and dont lie u all turned it 20 secs in.2/10

17.Touch The Sky
Exciting song.great song.play this loud n its 50 for life the production is steven segal movie like although its corny it crushes everything on the album.Dark piano stirring away all through the track drums smashing like they should be its a good way to finish album.7/10

Summary: Terrible Stuff