We Didn't Say That - Daphne & Celeste Reviews

Yea its definatly okay for girls to promote to kids that its okay to call eachother ugly and other names, HELL THE FUCK NO. Not only its there offensive material, and that its totally stupid and immature, they cant sing, if they are gonna try and make its on the music business, then they really need to revise their WHOLE image, you cant look ...  Read the complete review

Yes they have Very offensive Lyrics and all, but at least the musical portion is catchy. And Why in Sam Hill is everyone complaining about them when there are FAR worse artists like Eminem who have FAR WORSE lyrics. They're just kids poking fun like kids do. Very common in the 12-13 year old stage. I know! If it's not Hip Hop or Hard Metal ...  Read the complete review

Why would people buy this. Not only is there any musical talent to be found, or originality, but its just harsh. How many kids have suffered from the whole nickname issue? So if one happens to be less than good looking, we should encourage others to mock them?? Now i'm assuming no adult would buy this 'thing' so we are putting the idea ...  Read the complete review

Gonna be controversial here, I find Daphne and Celeste occasionally amusing. Why? Because you're missing the joke! D and C are actually a parody of bubblegum pop, they are *very* manufactured and have amusingly bizarre lyrics like "Up your butt with a coconut" and "Teriyaki makes me happy". If anything they show ...  Read the complete review

Daphne & Celeste - We Didn't Say That Daphne & Celeste - the kick up the ass that pop music needed; muchkins set out to destroy the clean cut sparkly world of pop. Hitting us between the eyes with the debut single "Ooh Stick You!" any traces of one hit wonders were wiped away with "U.G.L.Y". So here we are with the ...  Read the complete review

I saw Daphne and Celeste in the list of artists and thought I simply had to write about my opinion of them. I haven't read any others yet, so hopefully this will agree with the majority (if the majority is sane!). I can't believe Daphne and Celeste lasted as long as they did, which wasn't very long. All their songs were ...  Read the complete review

Who do Daphne and Celeste think they are? Fair enough they are probably good enough for 6 year olds to 8 year olds to listen to but it's not fair that adults have to hear them screeching away as well. They are 2 16 year olds from America. I'm not sure how or why they got a record contract but i've not heared from them ...  Read the complete review

I honestly can't see what all the fuss is about. Daphne & Celeste have found a niche in the music industry that they have managed to manipulate surprisingly well. Although I can see the main greivances that people may have about their 'annoying' attitudes, gradually the British public has encouraged these bands to exist. Over the ...  Read the complete review

Daphne & Celeste ,two fat little dwarfs attempting to sing is not music .who do they think they are going round singing sound that go like U.G.L.Y you aint got no alibi you ugly. Have they looked in the mirror recently! Not only is this a bad song lyrically but the actual tune is poor and repetitive. They don’t sing but shout and how they ...  Read the complete review

U G L Y, you ain't got no alibi. Let me highlight two massive flaws to this statement. First, use of double negative. These two American midgets are in effect saying that you DO have an alibi. well done, on the lyrical front. Secondly, the two podgy fishcakes who scream this statement are no oil painting themselves. I was expecting two ...  Read the complete review

Can someone please tell these two girs to shut up!! The first time I heard U.G.L.Y I felt like throwing my whole hi-fi in the bin. I can't remember what their first song was-THANK GOD! I don't really want to know what it was called. They sing...try to sing about other people being ugly and they even tried a little rap in this song, well it ...  Read the complete review

Ok, I'm not gonna sit here and diss them because I actually find them highly amusing. I guess it depends which level you take their music at. If you take it as it sounds then fair enough I can see why everyone hates them. However if you read more into it you'll see that all they're doing is taking the piss. They know and ...  Read the complete review

Do you ever sit and think to yourself, why do they even bother try to be a sucess? I think that about daphne and celeste. They produce those types of songs that you sing away merrily too after one or two drinks then, in the midst of a hangover you remember what you were singing and then are afraid to show your face around your ...  Read the complete review

What a poor, poor example of the so called 'pops bands'. My son who was 6 at the time....came home from school singing the words.....oo stick you your mumma too... I thought he had learned it from the 'playground' and reprimanded him (not tooooo harshly) at singing "such rude and silly songs". I asked him who had ...  Read the complete review

What an insult to the real musicians out there who just can't seem to get signed. Daphne and Celeste are the joke of the music industry and to be honest, they show that it's not about talent anymore, it's all about how much you can annoy people. OK, I accept that there is a huge market for under-12's, what with other dire boy and ...  Read the complete review

im sorry .. but anyone who turns up to a live music festival in this country ... and then MIMES in front of 100,000 people doesnt deserve to be called a musician. Daphne & Celeste suck ass more than any act i have seen in my entire life. I cant imagine anyone liking this sad excuse for music even with a frontal lobotomy. ...  Read the complete review

Daphne and Celeste. Do they really have fans? They clearly don't write any of their songs, or if they do, that doesn't show that they have songwriting talent as far as i can see. I am so sorry but their songs are effortless, their videos are rubbish and maybe i am being unfair but they are just generally annoying people. How they got into ...  Read the complete review

No offence girls but i just hate you!! You suck as you are just sooo clueless and well you music sucks, you are both bloaters who probably only got a record deal because a record company probably lost a bet!! You music does not appeal to me to my friends and is only ever chanted to annoy other people. Go Back to the ...  Read the complete review

If you liked the singles ‘Ooh stick You’ and ‘U.G.L.Y.’, then unbelievably, the album has even worse cheese instore waiting for your listening... um.... pleasure. The cheeky lasses version of Alice Cooper’s in an unshamedly good take on the ailing rock classic, it’s actually likable. The cheeky little ...  Read the complete review

Well, where do record companies get these 'brilliant' ideas! All I seem to hear from young mouths is 'ooh stick you, your mama too'.. boy oh boy oh boy! My head nods with sheer amazement! If children weren't bad enough these days. Actually there was a young girlie band a couple of years ago called 'Shampoo' (I think), that had a ...  Read the complete review