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R.I.P Teen Pop
My Worlds - Justin Bieber
Member Name: Chloboshoka
My Worlds - Justin Bieber
Date: 19/12/11, updated on 19/12/11 (53 review reads)
Advantages: You don't have to listen to it.
Disadvantages: Opens the door for more dreadful stuff to come.
If dire songs from High School Musical, Kidz Bop, Hannah Montanna and any of that false Disney crap didn't slaughter Teen Pop, then there's one person who's burned it's grave and killed all the credibility it once had. That person is none other than the most overrated vocalists in the history of music: Justin Bieber. He was discovered on YouTube and quickly became a hit on the internet with his generic music and demented fanbase that ruined Teen Pop forever. He now spends his time as a Bruno Mars sound a like tackling paternity tests.
My Worlds is an indescribable terror disguised as a collection commercial songs that will try and devour your children in the night and give them vicious nightmares and delusions. This is an album I've been aiming to avoid for a long time, but with close friends enjoying his music, I have a hard time staying away from his music. Fortunately for me my friends at my college class enjoy Ed Sheeran who doesn't suck.
But the poor music is only a slice of my problems with this album and artist. I hate how he's become a world phenomenal and I hate what his popularity has done to YouTube. Everybody feels the need to mention his name in every video, especially in music videos. People are trying to avoid his hype and some people are just painting the hype and using their opinion on him to get more respect.
Justin Bieber is held solely responsible for poor taste on YouTube. It's annoying, do you really have to mention him on every music video? The passionate haters are just as annoying as the hardcore fans. That is how bad his music is, it's influenced pointless comments and petty fights on youtube, which hinders my YouTube experience.
The music video to Baby is one of the most viewed videos on YouTube, but I don't see anything special on either the song or the video. I know the chorus is meant to be catchy and addictive, but in my opinion it's so cringe-worthy and too sweet. Ludacris' rap is dreadful on the song because his cameo is so pointless and adds nothing to the song but make the song sound even more disgusting than it actually is.
For all I know, Bieber could be one of the nicest guys around, but as a singer I think his vocals are completely lifeless and generic. His lyrics are silly and cheesy and with even bigger cheesy production makes this album along with other releases by him almost unplayable for me. This is the first time I've listened to this album by him in full without skipping or muting. I hope it will be the very last time. Eighteen tracks... of absolute rubbish. I'm not going to go through them all. It will be too violent, your eyes will burn from the mere descriptions and anyway, all the songs sound the same and uses the same stale formula.
This release does include those disgusting songs like Baby, One Time, One Less Lonely Girl and U Smile. The rest of the songs are no better of course. Eenie Meenie is even worse which includes a portion of ear bleeding auto-tune and shitty lyrics. And don't get me started on those mushy ballads that have no depth and emotional attachments to them.
Somebody To Love is the best song on the album because I think this is the song that has the most depth in it, but I still struggle to listen to it because I find it lacks in so many departments. I feel like the melody is almost non existent.
I'm pretty speechless. I'm amazed at how shockingly dire and how over-hyped the album is. It's inconsistent with it's track listing. I don't really have anything else to say about this album. This album sucks, all the tracks suck, everything about this album sucks and I will quickly forget about this album as soon as I published this review. Not only does this album suck, it opens the door for crappy musicians who will get shoved down our throats because they get robots to buy their music. It's already happening already with Rebecca Black who released an awful song called Friday and has since released two more singles and might stay around for an album or two.
The most tragic thing about this album is how it's killed Teen Pop and the public's current perception of popular and contemporary music. When people think of Pop, R&B, Dance and Hip Hop they think of plastic rubbish polished by auto-tune with senseless lyrics. Teen Pop is far from the best genre but there are plenty of good teen pop albums out there, but there hasn't been an excellent one in years.
The last thing I would tell you to do would be to buy this plastic garbage. If you ever see a copy of this album I would advise that you do either three things:
1) Burn it.
2) Run away from it and deny it's existence.
3) Break it apart and recycle it's remains.