Mummy it hurts my ears it hurts mummy tell them to stop (The Platinum Album - Vengaboys)

Member Name: leedsfab

Product:	The Platinum Album - Vengaboys
Date:	12/07/00 (32 review reads)
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Advantages: Advatages... well it can be used as a frisbie

Disadvantages: my god theres too many to list

when God gave people the talent to make music he must have been in the land of nod when the Venga boys where passing through the system. People often refer to rock music as the devils music, but i can truly say if the devil was Evil like really Evil he would have employed the Venga Boys long before ACDC.

Why are they so crap, well many top Harvard Scientist have been working on why (This may not be true so don’t sue). The believe that the fact that the band posses absolutely no talent, and that there songs are made by some sort of Evil megalomaniac who’s getting his revenge on the music market.

Well he’s doing a good job, the amount of times I have woke up hoping to hear that the Venga Aeroplane had crashed into the Venga bus is freighting and im worried I could commit some kinda of criminal act if little kids continue to buy this junk. Stop it now stop it, you’ve had your fun you’ve shown your power but like the little girl said in the title, mummy make them stop… please!

Newflash * the Venga boys plane crashed earlier on today when they went to visit their uncle from Jamaica. Hospital staff say that all of them are injured and may never be able to sing again… there manger isn’t worried he said “well they could never sing in the first place”

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