Kill Phil Collins ! (Testify - Phil Collins)

Member Name: cassette

Product:	Testify - Phil Collins
Date:	06/02/06 (764 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: none

Disadvantages: just him ..... everything

I hate Phil Collins ! No... I REALLY HATE HIM !

I was forced to listen to this awful album on a recent car journey and I feel unclean. The mental scars run deep.

His whiney little yelp of a voice is like the scream of a kitten being mangled in a mincer.

The fact that he left his wife when she'd passed her sell by date for a younger model says it all really. What an odious little scamp he is.


the track listing is -

1. Wake Up Call

2. Come With Me

3. Testify

4. Don't Get Me Started

5. Swing Low

6. It's Not Too Late

7. This Love This Heart

8. Driving Me Crazy

9. The Least You Can Do

10. Can't Stop Loving You

11. Thru My Eyes

12. You Touch My Heart


Each one a nauseating triumph in blandness.

The dullness oozes out of every heartfelt whine over this by numbers adult pop. He makes James Bland... sorry Blunt, seem like Sid Vicious.

I would not recommend you buy borrow OR steal this album. If you are given it as a gift, set the person and CD on fire at once as they must really hate you and obviously want to hurt you.

Summary: pure evil !