An explanation of Life (The Marshall Mathers LP - Eminem)

Member Name: paradox man

Product:	The Marshall Mathers LP - Eminem
Date:	23/08/02 (51 review reads)
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Advantages: Is a good essay for a project, Good for a few laughs

Disadvantages: teacher may not like it

An Explanation of Life.

Life is a paradox; we are all but one empty bubble floating on the sea of nothingness.
This essay is entirely devoted to the ridicules theory that life is a paradox; it contradicts itself.

Everywhere we meet contradictions for an example: “all humans are equal.”
This theory is a contradiction of life, all humans need leadership. Leaderless countries (communism) nearly always falls into ruin caused by internal corruption and dissent among the ranks for example The USSR or Communist China.
Human nature requires a leader to make choices for us otherwise we would be like a headless chicken running around the farm yard of life, we follow a Prime Minister the US of A is governed by a President and religious people follow their particular god.
Therefore the saying: “all humans are equal” is not valid.
But, you could also state that all humans are equal in mind not body which I think makes more sense that the aforementioned saying.
You see even though this saying contradicts itself that contradiction meets another contradiction therefore making this contradiction a double contradiction making of course a paradox.

If you are not completely assured that I am a raving lunatic then read on, but if have already made that assessment then you have a fine judge of character. (I’m not really or at lest I don’t think I am mmmm).

Another saying which meets my attention is Isaac Newton law of gravity: “All that goes up, must come down.” This is rubbish I could contradict that easily, and I will.
Say you put a Boeing 747 in the sky and kept refueling it in mid air (which is possible I might add). And if you kept changing the pilots so that they wouldn’t get tired you could quite easily keep that plane in the air for a very long time perhaps forever. And so after a brief paragraph I have completely ruined Isaac Newton’s claim to fame.
B
ut! (Ahh “but”, said the walrus) (Sorry about that last comment I had a slight laps in sanity)
If Osama Bin Laden flew a plane into it or anyone else bombed/sabotaged the plane then indeed the plane would come down fairly quickly I would imagine.
So in another small passage of writing I have reinstated Isaac Newton’s claim to fame.

Now I will attack Dawin’s theory of evolution, that is that we all evolved from apes.
OK right if we all evolved from apes then how come the apes on earth at present haven’t evolved and why are they still in existence mmm!
I will acknowledge the fact that there were humanoid species alive millions of years ago, but even the thought that we the most advanced beings in our solar system evolved from chimps is just ridicules.
Another point is that why did all these “wonderful” skeletons only really came under the public eye after Dawin’s theory was published. It could all be one great hoax and there could be a massive secrete sect of Dawinists manufacturing fake skeletons in some underground laboratory in Switzerland (sorry I’m starting to waffle now, don’t worry I’ll get on with the essay now).
And further more (yes folks there is yet more rubbish to be read). I will not try to contradict that contradiction and making it a double contradiction I think Dawin’s theory should remain smashed and ruined and what’s more absolutely ridiculed.

One big meaty conspiracy I think we should all get our teeth into is the statement: “NASA landed on the moon.”
There is enormous proof that NASA faked their landing on the moon. Pictures taken from Russian Spy satellites of area 51 in America show a large patch of ground that look exactly like that which were taken from the moon landing module. Another fact, there was no blast crater underneath the landing module in the photo taken by the astronauts. Many scientists have calc
ulated the odds of getting to the moon and back safely and those odds are stack hugely against NASA. In area 51 there are sound recording studios, why would area 51 need such equipment? And why is area 51 so secrete anyway, isn’t the USA a republic therefore doesn’t that mean their citizens have a right to go in there! (Sorry I’m getting a bit side tracked now I’ll stop).
But you must remember that the previous contradiction can be contradicted quite easily and here that contradiction is. Scientists have fielded powerful telescopes and have seen the American flag planted on the moon and the equipment the astronauts left behind.
So there you are folks another utterly useless example of a paradox.

Now I will utterly screw up the statement: “all people are collectively evil.” This statement was made by someone Lawrence in her book “The Children of the Dust” (if you haven’t read it don’t worry about it, your only missing out on the most depressing book of the past century).
I don’t even have to delve very deep into my trivia invested mind to come up with a contradiction for this one, it’s elementary my dear Watson, right I’ll stop waffling now and get on with it.
All people are not collectively evil, I mean look at Sir Peter Blake and David Lange (pronounced long-ee)
Their really nice people and have been trying to make the world a better place all of their adult lives.
The rules of most religions sate that you have to be nice to people and commit acts of good will, I mean even nasty people some do good things so even they can’t be evil.
Then look at Jesus Christ, even if you’re Christian or not you have to admit this guy not in the least bit evil.
And here is my own rebuttal (isn’t this fun children).
In the previous part I ignored the part of the statement: “all people are collectively evil.”
At one point in our
life we all sin, doesn’t that make even slightly evil, everyone with the exception of Jesus Christ has done this.

So there you are folks another meaningless contradiction for an equally meaningless argument.
I will now cease this rubbish and let you all go home now.
And if by now you aren’t convinced that standards are slipping, the moral fiber being destroyed, you never will. Thank you for your time.
THE END
(At last)

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