France. (France)

Member Name: chef

Product:	France
Date:	31/07/02 (47 review reads)
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Advantages: france

Disadvantages: france

Im going to keep this short. i dont feel it is necessary to give you a 10000 sa on my last holiday to France. I think people who do that generally speaking, are the kind of people that you invite to your house for a dinner party, and bring THEIR holiday photos with them.

'this is me and John up the eiffel tower'
'this is me and john in a lovely french restaurant. oh the locals are so friendly (ahem...in france.... i think not)you wouldny believe. '

You know what i mean. you know where they could put the eiffel tower dont you?

So, i wont bore you. I didnt go to any museums on fench pastry makers from the 18 century. Although you dont need me to tell you that France had some of the greatest artists the world has ever seen, and has, as a result some of the finest gallaries you, me or anyone has the priveledge to go to. If you want art, you go to where the artists lived, not Norwich.

Travel details: you know the drill. boat, car, plane erm....motorbike.....yacht......oh yeah channel tunnel. Use it its quick an doesnt have loads of drunk people being sea sick.

Another thing that annoys me about so called travel writers, especially onthe internet is that they get praised for patronising people. The kind of people who use the internet, especially this site, are probably educated (not that that matters), highly immaginative individuals who have already decided their going to France and stumbled on this site by accident.

Good Points: It has great weather at times.
Due to their jammyness (coloquial term for lucky), the country has possibly the best geographical location there is. From Englishness in the north (brittany), through the foothills of the Alps, to the the sublime meditarrenean, passing through beautiful old towns en route. everything is here. Everything that is...including the French. oh dear.

If your reading this you eitherwant to go to France, have been to france or hate fran
ce. either way. go go go go.

Ps: dont go to disney land, Mickey Mouse was not french.

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