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It's one of those 'oh thank you, just what I always wanted moments.' The gift from hell. You might laugh, but I have had the misfortune of having one of these given to me at Christmas...by a family member! Admittedly it was bought as a joke, yet I still managed to mutter something about how the money could have been spent on pants instead.
The idea of this delightful creation is to hold your photographs. Simply insert a small photo of someone's head into the clip at the top of the figure and hey presto, hours of amusement. Hours.
The woman has been moulded on a cross between Betty Boop and Marilyn Monroe, oh and with Sharon Stone's leg pose from 'Basic Instinct.' That's going to go down well at work, while you're trying to concentrate on number crunching and all you can picture is Sharon Stone's intimate areas. If you can distract yourself from that bit, you could focus more on the photo you insert yourself. Put a picture of your mother or granny in it, that might make you think twice about having lewd thoughts. Passport sized photos fit best, so anything with more than a neck in it won't look right. A bit like Gail from Corrie.
The figure has been moulded so it sits neatly on a desk or table. It comes in a shapely box and will only cost you a fiver. Here's another idea, get a photo of loved one and lay on table, cost...nothing!
You could also stick her to car dashboard, have her seated over the toilet or bath or use in a flowerbed as an ornament. I would not buy one myself, but I see they have some naff sort of appeal. Quite what posessed my mum to get one I shall never know. These headless women are available online and in shops. Buy one and see what you're missing.
Desktop Girlfriend It happens everyone, your sat at work looking at a computer screen when you should be at home looking at your partner... well now you can, even when your at work! The Desktop Boyfriend & Girlfriend are perfect for all you love struck puppy's who cant help but sit and day dream of your loved one! These quirky photo holders are the perfect way of displaying photos of your girlfriend or boyfriend for even the least sappy of souls.