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Dashboard Hula Girl

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      09.03.2010 19:34
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      ugh why

      The words 'absolutely' and 'tasteless' must come to mind surely when you see this. Presumably aimed at a niche market, the Dashboard Hula Girl might just strike a chord with your drunk mate on a night out. You know the sort, probably called Dave or Steve, likes a few pints, a kebab and then proceeds to oggle women as he waits for a taxi to take him back home. Of course, it might also appeal to dancing hula girls, but then I would hope they would have more taste and chic.

      Available for the princely sum of seven pounds, this five inch piece of plastic is guaranteed to bring hours of enjoyment to drivers, as it sits on your dashboard, distracts you from your driving and results in you causing a six car pile up. The safer option would be to observe it for a few minutes before making a journey, taking in her delightfully cheery face and greasy looking hair, before slowly savouring the lack of attire on her chest. If you're feeling very sneaky you could steal a glance at her grass skirt and try and peek underneath. Not that there is much happening under there.

      Her pose is very intriguing isn't it? She looks stiff, awkward and she looks like she is directing traffic. Just what is the purpose of this toy? None whatsoever, it doesn't even make your car smell good, I wouldn't go sniffing up her skirt to check for pine freshness. The only consolation could be that she could have uses. I am thinking it could be a make shift plug, for a sink, as the stand is about plug size. Apart from that, a total waste of money, totally tasteless, not even slightly amusing and also overpriced. Take it off the dashboard and run it over. Hard.


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