I can't believe i'm writing this! (New Look)

Member Name: The Colonel

Product:	New Look
Date:	27/06/01 (48 review reads)
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Advantages: Cheap, not too tacky (?)

Disadvantages: embarrassing!

This does absolutely nothing for my street cred. I know this. And yes, I am aware of the potential consequences!

However, as I remain an alias on Doo Yoo, It doesn't really matter!!

So, Why is it, when girls have been shopping in "New Look" and their friends say, "oooohhhh, thats a nice top Barb, where'd you get it?", They reply in "sneeze mode", "ahhhchhhooowwwlook"?

I am pretty fashion concious, but since fashions change as often as my under crackers, you may as well pick up a bargin in New Look.

I've bought shed loads of stuff in there recently, all very cheap and extremely wacky, (for I don't like to dress sensibly). I bought loads for my forthcoming holiday and when I return, I will probably have gone off of all of it. The fact that it was all a bargin in the first place though, takes away the "Tragidy" of "filing it" in the dustbin!

You should always try things on, but remember, always replace the one you tried on with a fresh one of the same size. This way some poor unsuspecting, unfortunate individual will buy the one with deodorant streaks on it. (yes, it's usually me!)

You have to beware though, in your major excitement, you are in danger of making the most offensive purchases. eg: Jeans with the American flag on them, Tops with "Madonna" on them, shoey-type-trainer things that resemble 1980's baseball boots, tops with "Mr. Men" on them etc, you get the picture, yeah?

(Disclaimer:- this article is not in any way aimed at any person, living or deceased, that sadly have made similar purchases).

Anyway, by all means shop here, but for your own sake,be discreet when making a purchase from this shop and ALWAYS remember to look both ways before entering, (for fear of seeing someone you know).

But Never, NEVER be ashamed to buy your summer gear from here. (Winter attire h
owever, is a whole different ball game!)

Happy shopping people!

(GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING; POKEY OUT CLOTHES RAILS CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR SHOULDERS.)

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