IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT PLUNGING YOUR FACE INTO HER CLEAVAGE! (Surpriseyourwoman.com)

Member Name: indigojade

Product:	Surpriseyourwoman.com
Date:	12/10/01 (187 review reads)
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Advantages: Fast efficient service, good quality gifts

Disadvantages: credit cards can take a bashing

When did you last surprise your woman?

…….not with something nasty like your smelly socks for washing, but with something soft, sensual and exciting, something that will melt her heart and have her eating out of your hand for weeks on end? Well guys here is your chance right now, take a look at www.surpriseyourwoman.com. It is jammed packed with ideas and gifts to achieve ‘woman eating out of hand’ condition.

I first came across this site, after my other half bless his cotton socks, ordered some presents for me. They all arrived securely wrapped and beautifully packaged, the wrappings themselves look too good to be opened. I was amazed at the quality of the items and how novel the gifts were, as he always claims I am hard to buy for.


The home page is an aubergine colour, not particularly my cup of tea, but easy on the eye. At the top of the page are 8 black and white thumbnails depicting happy women, presumably the reaction you would get should you purchase something for your loved one. The home page also gives their latest ideas for gifts to surprise and bowl over your lady love. One of their offers of the month is a ‘Cross your heart’ game, essentially the same as noughts and crosses but with heart shaped pewter pieces. This simple but novel game will only set you back £12.00, but is for this month only. This is a definite must buy ;-)

Beneath each of the 8 thumbnail pictures are sections of the site to visit, this may also relate to the type of feeling you are attempting to convey to your lover, hover your mouse over the section of your choice and you will see a sub menu, showing the type of items on sale.

 Seduce – to bring a little romance into your lives choose from sexy and romantic lingerie from well known creators such as Janet Reger and Rigby and Peller. Fine wines and spirits, beautifully packaged and appropriately selected. The cheats guide to cooking crea
tes a perfect meal, with the easy to prepare meal kits which contain all the necessary ingredients and the recipe. Light up your lives with a selection of candles, perfect for creating that romantic atmosphere. They have left nothing to chance in this section at all.
 Essentials – It’s funny how men’s perception of what is essential for a woman differs so greatly from woman’s perception! Choose from a vast array of flowers created for any occasion, likewise with chocolates, jewellery and perfumes or teddies. Guaranteed to get her in a good mood and most definitely essential to her.
 Escape – have you a special celebration coming up? A milestone birthday or anniversary, or you just fancy a weekend away somewhere with your beloved? Choose from city breaks or country homes, both these options are rather pricey, but appear to be fun packed in beautiful surroundings.
 Pamper – Give your lady love something select and surprising to bathe her body beautiful in, or to wear around her body beautiful. All bathtime products are beautifully packaged and at reasonable prices for gifts.
 Home – rather a misleading title, this doesn’t take you back to the home page, but suggests items for the home and no we are NOT talking new ironing board covers or a new vacuum cleaner. There is a selection of picture frames and vases, sculptures and silverware to choose from, choose something beautiful for the beauty in your life.
 Adrenaline – is your lady love an adrenaline junkie? Does she crave to see a little of the wildlife? Some of the options here will make her love you forever. You can book a tank commander course, a survival weekend, and SAS day or try your hands and stomachs at white water rafting.
 Stimulate – a range of gifts to stimulate the senses from a gourmet cookery day, record your own or her own love song, and a range of cultural videos.

 Price – the final section to browse the site by is the price, you can search from under £15 to over £100, depending on your guilt or her rage ;-)


Once you have selected the items to wish to purchase, simply click to add to your basket, if you wish to add more items, carry on shopping, if you wish to purchase, then proceed to the checkout.


You can select to have the majority of gifts wrapped, or for them to supply you with appropriate wrapping for you to do it yourself, an excellent idea I think as you can see what you have purchased, and decided whether it is suitable before giving your present. Not only that but how often have you bought a gift that has arrived at the last minute, only to have to rush out and buy wrapping paper! There is no extra charge for this service.

You then have the opportunity to either send the gift direct to the recipient or have it delivered to yourself. Simply click on ‘add address’ and update the details.
Delivery charges are £2.90 for standard delivery or 2 working days; there is a page that will show you if your postcode is included in this which the majority are. Same day delivery is restricted to areas around London; this only applies to items such as the meal kit gifts.

Payment can be made by either VISA or MasterCard and all details are encrypted to ensure security.

As well as being able to shop for your woman, you can also make attempts to UNDERSTAND her, now I am not saying this is a sure fire site to make your life with women easier, but it may well help. There are some invaluable articles that all men should read. Articles on sex and how to keep it sizzling, attraction and how to maintain it, commitment and what it means to either sex, stimulation for mind and body, conflict and how to resolve it, Poetry from the selected poet of the month. You can also submit your story; a different one featured each month for which they will pay either £20
or £50.


Not only shopping and understanding your woman, but also planning for future events and appropriate gifts for her. You do need to register to utilize the plan for her section of the site, but this is very simple and quick to complete. You can choose what relationship your woman is to you, from wife, girlfriend, she’s not mine yet, tasty teacher, One of many even mother in law. You must then enter their name and a little about their interests, you then enter any special dates during your relationship for example, first meeting, first kiss, birthday, engagement date, wedding date or even first bonk. You can even specify your own ‘firsts’ and request to be reminded of such important dates as Christmas and Valentines Day. You will then be sent an email up to 7 days before the event to remind you of it and to suggest appropriate gifts. Definitely an invaluable site for any man wanting to create a good impression on his lady friend, or even her MOTHER! The site is not restricted to men’s use, I have ordered for many of my friends and relations for various celebrations and have always been happy with the security of the site, the presentation of the gifts, both on the site and when they arrive, plus the security and efficiency of the company

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