Heinz Mini Cheesey Spirals
It Smells & Tastes Like Feet [Even Though Ive Never Tasted Feet Hehe] - Heinz Mini Cheesey Spirals Pasta / Noodles

Product Type: Heinz Pasta / Noodles

Newest Review: ... did not taste anything like the real thing. And it does not surprise me that this is designed for children, I think Heinz are hoping that t... more

It Smells & Tastes Like Feet [Even Though Ive Never Tasted Feet Hehe]
Heinz Mini Cheesey Spirals

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Product:

Heinz Mini Cheesey Spirals

Date: 23/01/10

Rating:

Advantages: Nothing

Disadvantages: Everything.

The other day my mom went out for the day and left me and my little brother to our own devices and therefore cook what we wanted in the kitchen. Now anyone who reads my food reviews will know that I am possibly THE worst cook in the world so I left finding something for dinner to my 14 year old brother and this pig swill is what he chose to cook us. He assumed that a tin of this each would be like eating a dinner of macaroni and cheese but it would be cooked in about 5 minutes so off he went to cook it when we both got hungry.

Cooking Instructions:
This is pretty simple to cook, although a big downside already is that you can only cook it in a microwave which some people wont have.

So you just open the can and tip the gloopy, yellow contents into a bowl and put it in the microwave. You then just heat it up for about 3 minutes or until you think it is warmed through, enough to eat.

Nutritional Information:
nutrient
per 100g per can
Energy kCal 78
Energy 328 kJ
Protein 3.9 g
Carbohydrate 10.4 g
Fat 2.3 g
Fibre 0.3 g
Sodium 0.2 g
Salt 0.6 g

So its actually pretty healthy for you overall so its a good thing to stock up on if your dieting or watching your weight.

My Dinner:
My brother had decided this "pasta" would go really well with a salad so that is what I personally ate it with but I guess you can have it with pretty much anything, if you like it that is.

The Taste:
Well first off Id like to write about the smell. When this plate was plopped down in front of me the first thing I noticed was the absolutely VILE smell. It actually smelt like sweaty feet and as I said in an earlier review I go by the philosophy that if something smells horrid it will more than likely taste it too, and in this case I hit the nail right on the head.

However horrid the smell I was pretty hungry so I continued to try and eat this cheesy mess. So I speared one of the little pasta swirls with my fork and popped it into my mouth. I immediately felt sick. The taste of cheese was so strong and it actually tasted like someone had already eaten it and thrown it back up again. The "sauce" was really thick and didnt taste creamy like I had hoped it was really gloopy and didnt really taste of anything. Now this is I think meant to taste like "Mac & Cheese" which I love and I can safely say that this cr*p did not taste anything like the real thing. And it does not surprise me that this is designed for children, I think Heinz are hoping that their taste buds haven't developed properly yet and they wont be able to taste how vile this pig swill is.

Overall Opinion:
I wouldnt recommend that any adult eats this because honestly I do not understand how this is available for human consumption. It may be a good things for young children to have because Im guessing they would really like it, but adults, stay away. Needless to say I tipped my cheesy spirals in the bin and shockingly even my brother, who will eat anything chucked his away as well so that just shows me how dire they were.
I dont recommend at all.

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Summary: Heinz Mini Cheesey Spirals