Beach Head 2000 (PC)

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This is a game by the budget minded games people at Wizardworks. The game puts you in the hot seat of a machine gunner trying your level best to stem the seemingly endless tide of men and war material streaming up the beach. At best, it could be described as Space Invaders from a first person persepective. I won't even begin to start ranting about what it is at worst. Infantry, tanks, planes, yadda yadda yadda, come charging at you with all the combined intelligence of a retarded amoeba. You start shooting and don't stop till either you finish the game or pull the plug and hit the uninstall button on your PC. Anyone who's seen Saving Private ...