Andrex Moist Toilet Tissues

As a BzzAgent, I am lucky enough to have the opportunity to test products for free in return for spreading the word about them to others. (It's not a paid job, sadly, but a nice way to try stuff for free. Anybody interested can sign up online at www.bzzagent.co.uk) I love getting free stuff so much that I just automatically accepted the latest campaign offer I received - only to realise that I had accepted a campaign about Andrex moist toilet tissue! What we use to wipe our bums is never going to be the easiest topic of conversation so it may come as no surprise that I haven't been chatting about this with my work colleagues over the water cooler. No - I've ...  Read the complete review

If you don?t use moist toilet tissue, then you?re probably sitting there reading this opinion with bits of dried, crusted excrement around your anus. If you spilt something soft and gooey on a table or work-surface, would you use a dry cloth to clean it up? No. You?d end up just smearing it around and making a worse mess than you started with. So why do we think we can do a good job cleaning our bums with dry paper? If you?ve travelled to predominantly Muslim countries, then you often find facilities to wash yourself following defecation. I personally liked the high-powered retractable shower-head shaped implement on the side of the toilet in a ...  Read the complete review

A True story Scene: The Bathroom The Cast: Husband (who bares an uncanny resemblance to Victor Meldrew) Janna (his long suffering wife) Husband: What is this white box doing next to the toilet? Janna: They are Andrex Moist Toilet Tissue, I thought we would try them for a change. Husband: Ohhhh, you mean arse wipes. Whatever ever possessed you to buy them? Janna: They were recommended on Ciao either by scattyredhead or cheekychicken, I can’t quite remember which! Husband: Well, you’d better ask her what I ‘m supposed to do with them; with a name like Cheeky she ought ...  Read the complete review

Righteo let’s get right to ‘the bottom’ of things! Following on from my last two slightly more informative and ‘deeper’ ops I would like to take this opportunity to ‘lighten’ the mood a little. I try to diversify as much as I can!! I would like to tackle a rather delicate subject for your delectations. I would like to extol the virtues of this rather wonderful; yet so simple a little product that has graced our supermarket shelves for a few years now. Actually come to think of it, it hasn’t really graced those shelves at all. Has anyone else noticed how this product is stuck up the end of the common or ...  Read the complete review

Now, you all have heard of Andrex And seen those adverts with the dog You've probably used their loo roll When you've finished on the bog It's advertised as very soft And a good job it is too 'Cos you don't want to use sandpaper When you've finished doing a poo! Now I'm going to broach a subject You wouldn't talk about to your Mum It's the state of your posterior That's right I mean your bum Don't just sit their squirming The topic shouldn't be taboo Everyone has to wipe their bum The Prime Minister, me and you But occasionally all ...  Read the complete review