BUZZ OFF!! (Ann Summers Buzz Fresh Intimate Wipes)

Member Name: totalserenity

Product:	Ann Summers Buzz Fresh Intimate Wipes
Date:	16/09/09 (182 review reads)
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Advantages: HYGENIC, QUICK AND EASY TO USE...

Disadvantages: EXPENSIVE OPTION FOR CLEANING TOYS...

***Not for the easily offended - but then all of my reviews of this nature aren't!***


" Creeeeak" and out the old Galleon-style chest slid out from under the bed - my bed and the wooden chest is where I hide all my toys...you know the 'type' I mean, more battery operated bunnies than wind up by design!

Well boys and girls we have our needs and finding myself freshly back on the shelf after my long-term relationship with *Bob the boyfriend just ended, somebody or somethings (yes, plural, you read it right!) had to keep me occupied of a night-time in the old 'Fun & Frolics' Dept...

After a trip up to my friend's in Blackpool recently she offloaded several items of the more 'personal' variety - one of them being a compact box of 'Ann Summers Buzz Fresh Intimate Wipes' after the crazy mare seemed to suddenly take a Vow of Abstinence!

Now my mate knows how fanatically OCD I am with pretty much everything in my life; so my little buzzy bouncy playmates are no exception - if it gets dirty, moist, or secretion-laden well then it gets a thorough fettle off me!

So, back to the old wooden chest then and its naughty contents - as if I'm going to tell you lot - Pah!

In this chest that officially has Great Aunt Matilda's family heirloom silver that my daughter isn't allowed to see until she's at least 35 in it (plenty of breathing space there then, phew), are all my personal prized possession of the nocturnal variety so this 10 pack of 'wet towelettes' fits very in there with the rest of the bunny booty...

Packaged in a cute and bright almost square cardboard box covered in light and bright pink large and small circles, the contents are within little foil-lined wrappers about 2x3" in size with the same eye-catching pattern as the outer box.

Each wipe is labelled as for 'Sex toy Hygiene' and instructions for use are given on each.

I had to browse on the company's website for the prices of course (www.annsummers.com) for the up-to-date prices per box and found my size to be £5 and a larger bumper Buzz Fresh pack was reduced to £8 from £10 in Sept 09 - Bargain!

The website offers free P&P on orders over £35, and let's face it that's about the cost of their world famous Rampant Rabbits (mine are called Ross and Ricardo!), so don't be shy - get on there and have a browse folks!!

Anyway back to the chest and its rusty old key to keep my inedible goodies safely locked up, out the contents come and then you can fast forward to needing to do the clean up operation approx 3 ½ hours (I stop for a tea and toast break - it's hard work you know all that personal passion!)

So there I am done and dusted and ready to mop down and then lay the poor over-worked over heated toys to rest...

Instructions for use are that these Antimicrobial wipes should be tested for skin sensitivity on your upper arm for 5 minutes before you wipe down your toys once you've had your wicked way with them.
If no reaction then of course they are safe to use, only one towelette per toy though please as then no cross-infection of any intimate germs, etc, between aids.

Now these 4x5" wipes do smell lovely and fresh, a very delicate floral talc fragrance eminates. And they are indeed very wet so there is plenty of moisture per wipe although they do feel very drying on the skin after use, but let's face it after doing that job you would wash your hands anyway!

I think these are smashing for the money for peace of mind that everything is nice and hygienic, because any fun toys need to be spotless for where they are going, don't they?

A better buy in the larger box for sure; Five Super-Clean Dooyoo Stars - satiated and content until next time Great Aunt Gertrude's silver legacy needs a spiffing good polish!!



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