Boots Lubricating Jelly
For safe & effective personal lubrication.
Safe to use with condoms or diaphragms.
This is an excellent all round lubrication gel, much cheaper than KY Jelly but probably the same thing. (notice I say 'probably' because I wouldn't be allowed to say it IS the same thing!)
This is going to get a bit graphic here but I'll try to get the meaning over without being TOO graphic!
My partner loves this stuff - it is wonderful for '!!!!!! - I did type in all the exciting things but decided to delete them as some people who may see this know me (& my partner) & it wouldn't be appropriate - you'll just have to use your imagination!!!!! & trust me I'm a lucky girl!!(he's a lucky boy as well so he tells me!!)
In fact this gel seems to make the male of the species even more excited than they are normally! If that's possible!!
It is odourless & practically taste free.
My one criticism is that is seems to dry out quickly & needs lots of re-applying.
Now for other medical uses that some people may need;
Suitable for general lubrication & gynaecological use.
Particularly recommended where intercourse is painful or for easy insertion of tampons.
Water, glycerine, propylene glycol, hydroxyethycellulose, sodium citrate, citric acid, dompihen bromide.
Comes in medium 50g £2.29 or large 100g £3.59 tubes from Boots chemist. I'm sure I didn't pay that much , so look out for offers.
Lubricating Jelly doesn't sound too great does it but it is fantastic!!
I have never really thought about the concept of Lubricating Jelly or its uses but am glad I accidently discovered it, this is based on use with two consenting adults and some people may find it a taboo subject so here is the first and final warning.
As I was not too well, I had been put on a course of antibiotics, this of course meant that my pill would not be perfoming too well, so I had to revert back to good old contraception favourites....condoms. Now I am not a fan of these ruber friends partly because they totally turn me off and I dry up like the dessert (sorry if that is a bit too graphic there!)
I mentioned this to my long lost friend who had come home for a visit from Uni and she suggested using some lubrication or buying some condoms with added lubrication to help with the problem.
So on my regular trip to boots I had a good old look around the contraception area and scanned my eyes across the various lubricants and other forms of contraception, and spotted Boots Lubricating Jelly.
I picked up the packet and had a look, as I knew I would have to convince my fella that using this would be beneficial for both of us as he felt that it was only for use with anal sex so as you can see I was onto a bit of a challenge, the tube stated that it was Water Soluble, this means simply that they are easy to wash off and the price 50g for 99p sounded right up my street so I invested in two tubes still cheaper than getting the bigger 100ml size and trotted off to the check-out.
I got home and looked at my man with a cheeky grin and told him I had got something good to use later on, he looked intrigued but pretty much trusted me on this idea.
I opened the tube ready for use as I firstly had to break the seal to ensure that it could be used and I naturally had a smell to see if it had a scent that would be distracting and to be honest this is pretty much scent free.
Now I am not going to go into detail as to what we did with it but it definately solved the problem and now we have gone on to discover even more fun things that can be done with lube and I have changed my fellas opinion and now he thinks the stuff is fantastic, but still won't go and buy it himself!
Directions for use:-
Squeeze a small pea sized amount on to your finger and either insert into the vagina, or spread onto the penis or tampon.
You will see that it mentions tampons for guys reading this you may want to stop about....now.
As a female it can get difficult during the time of the month to insert tampons, addd a small amount of this onto the tampon and bob's your uncle, smooth insertation .
I recommend trying this even if you don't need to it makes sex fantastic and is one of the top tips in most sex manuals for mind blowing sex and I can guarantee you will have the smoothest of rides to come. If you plan on using this remember that it will get absorbed quickly so depending on your use it may disappear rapidly but get yourself an advantage card at boots and you will never pay cash for it!!
I have since used Durex Play lubricant and have to say I cannot rate it as highly as this as I found it had a scent and was pretty off putting and at £3.49 a tube it is a bit too highly priced.
You may have to excuse me if I ejaculate whilst writing this as this lubricating jelly is unbelievable. My erection is so much bigger at just the thought of playing with this product and yet the joy is that just a very small amount has a slight anaesthetising effect so that your pleasure can be prolonged to dizzy heights. The joy of being so hard, being able to penetrate without fear of premature ejaculation, to really feel and enjoy the texture, ridges, smoothness and wetness of my partner's vagina is unbelievable. Sorry folks I am getting really hard now. So that little tube is in our bedside drawer. Any hint of lack of interest in any sexual exploits tonight will soon disappear if we think of this jelly. If my partner again puts just a little around her then just the joy of being able to gently enter her without the slightest resistance, that swimmingly smooth entrance to heaven. Gently at first, the building up to that ecstasy as she gets wetter and wetter and I get harder and harder and longer before thrusting and reaching deep into that warmth and heavenly void. Oh whoever invented this product must have really had a love for life, love, sex and more sex. My partner is here now, a pea sized helping of this jelly is in her hand and she is reaching over my shoulder, her breasts against my shoulder. Reaching down as my penis grows, she touches me, wet and warm pleasure, her hand ever so lightly up and down the shaft, touching the top. I am growing and growing, yet that touch of numbness allows me to turn, stand up, stroke her breasts, rub against her, thrust my tongue into her mouth as she reciprocates, my hands though her hair at the back of her neck, we can't wait any longer, she pulls my thick hard penis toward her, stroking that area below the scrotum and I enter her ........ I'm off to ejaculate. My Ky jelly will have me a stiff as a board within half an hour for the real thing. Trust me
I must say that when I think of the word lubricants, what do you start thinking about “SEX” yes most people put the word lubricants with the word “sex” and in a way everyone is right about it. If people are using lubricants in there sex life what is wrong with that. I think there is nothing up with using lubricants in your sex life it is all good fun and can make your sex life so much betterI have use KJ- Jelly and I must say it is good fun and something new and I would do it again Here is a little info on KJ-Jelly K-Y Brand Jelly is the personal lubricant obstetricians recommend. Doctors believe that, unlike petroleum jelly, which may adhere to vaginal walls and mask the early symptoms of an infection, K-Y Brand Jelly provides a safe way to replenish personal moisture that feels natural and helps enhance sexual pleasure K-Y brand jelly is designed to provide virginal moisture lubricates condoms, and help ease insertion of tampons, rectal thermometers, enemas and douches And you can get KJ-Jelly from £3.99 that is not to bad Well when you get people who say that lubricants are I waste of time and that they would not use them, well that is ok lubricants are not for everyone just some people like to have fun with lubricants and I would say to everyone it is up to you Well my other half went to an Ann Summer’s party and she pick up some Pina Colada lubricant, which is very good for oral sex because it is tasty, clear, clean and never stains and I like it very much. There are lots of lubricants out there today like! 1.KY_Jelly Cost £3.99 2.Astroglide Cost £7.89 3.Aquas lube Cost £5.29 4.Mans Cream Cost £12.00 Masturbation is an important and healthy part of a man's sexuality. Men’s Cream enhances the sensation and augments the pleasure. It's the slickest, cleanest, longest-lasting lubricant 5.Elbow Grease cost £6.69 6.Maintain C
ost £6.89 7.wet Lube Cost £9.59 8.ID Lube Cost £8.49 9.Eros Cost £16.99 PJUR EROS BODYGLIDE is designed for multiple uses. It can enhance your personal pleasures and your erotic fantasies. Body glide is also a skin conditioner, moisturizer and a therapeutic massage formula for daily use. 10. Private Flavours Delicious Lubricant Cost £9.99
well what do i know about lubricants well i know about 9 types that in have use with my other helf and thay are 1.KY Jelly i think everyone know this one Cost 3.99. 2.Astroglide well here is a bit on, it,Enhances the pleasure of sexual activity. Its unique,condom compatible formula is: *Water based *Non-staining *Water-soluble *Petroleum-free Apply a few drops to genital are. Vary amount to achieve desired lubricantion. To enhance condom use, add a small amount of Astroglide to the inner and outer surface. This product is not a spermicide or contraceptive cost 7.89. 3.Aqua Luba this one add to your body's natural lubrication. cosrt 5.29 4.Mens Cream well this one is for man who like to Masturbation and that is a part of every mans life and important and healthy part of a man's sexuality cost 12.00 5.Elbow Grease original formula is a safe, long lasting creme lubricant that is lastless, odorless and greaseless. Elbow Grease is basically designed for masturbation cost 6.69 6.Maintain this a odd one here some info on it, Maintain desensitizing lubricant provides greater staying power and prolongs the sexual pleasure of both partners. The clear, odorless lubricants does so by assisting in the prevention of premature ejaculation. Maintain desensitizing lubricant sets you free to enjoy the pleasure of sex. cost 6.89 7.wet lube is their premium formula. Lasts longer than any other formula. Does not contain water. Will not harm latex cost 5.59 8.ID lube added for extra protection against pregnancy. Long lasting, non-staining, neutral taste, and water based. Safe for use with all condoms cost 8.49 and 9.Eros is designed for multiple uses. It can enhance your personal pleasures and your erotic fantasies. Bodyglide is also a skin conditioner, moisturizer and a therapeutic massage formula for daily use cost 16.99 well by now your are thinging that i am sick by i am just like everyone else in the world i
like sex and love haveing it with lubricants which makes sex more fun four you both
Yooooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! As you all know our rather good friend Colin has a bit of a fondness for fondling his dingly danglys (and we are not talking in the fashion of Pat Evans earrings). This lubricant is almost the best thing Colin could wish for in his rather meagre stocking. You see, fans, because Colin tends to like it rough, (in public toilets to be precise), he often gets friction burns on his...cheeks...(and we're not talking facial). And of course there's nothin more unpleasant than sparks flying out of your arse (we're talking SERIOUS friction). Andy and Colin have got a rather large, ahem!! store of lubricant, and none have they enjoyed using most than superdrugs own lubricant, which they keep in their...Boots...with the lid firmly screwed on, and there is nothing worse than slippery shoes. HAve you ever been in the sea wearing the old trainers walking through the seaweed and sand and old plastic bags, and floaters!!!(location Hillhead). Well if you have you can share the feeling you get when you come out and all the sand has managed to wedge itself in your shoes, well this is where good old Lube comes in. Rub a bit on your feet and you will no longer hae that problem, only problem is as Colin and Andy found out, (much to Andy's pleasure), that is, as by chance on a nudist beech you are playin football, and one such as Andy jumps for a header, but Colin goes for a kick, hence we have a colision, ones foot may wedge itself in ones arse!! once again Lube saves the day!!! So the good old lube, looks like it's our svaiour. Where would we, and more importantly Colin and Andy be without it? Well, I'm not entirely sure that you wish to know the answer, but you deserve to know... when the lube supplies ran out back in the summer of 1978 Colin and his good friend Andy ended up in A&E with SEVERE grazing to the inner buttocks... and on top of that they had to pay £89054 in damages for breaking the neighbours w
indows (that was one firework display that got seriously out of hand!) and for mentally scarring the whole of Hampshire fire brigade (can you imagine the sight of Colin and Andy running stark naked with Catherine Wheels whirling out of their derieres? - leave that thought firmly to the adults please children). So anyway, back to the marvellous lube.... Since fireworks have been banned in the streets lube has formed an ever more important role in the life of our dear chums Col and And... you see they squeeze it out of a 6 inch (yes a whole 6 inches) tube, (that's tube not pube... get those scissors boys!) and smear it all over their (by now) quite moist MACHINES. A good tip they give is to massage it all in to even thickness to prevent a pussy glow... I'm talking yucky pussy not fishy pussy or catty pusssy ok! Remember be safe and don't be sore, rub that glistening stuff all over everything, your BEAST, your mother and your food. You've been warned... fireworks need not apply!
Well, here it is - my first (I think) sex related op, and possibly my forray into self-degradation solely to make some extra pennies. This is not to put down the efforts of leahslad, Sexy Kay and co., however. This product is either for tampon insertion or intercourse, and well by my gender (male - If I must state that) you can tell what use I've put this through...*scratches arse*, so you know what I've been doing, and that's that. My girlfriend and I don't have any problems with lubrication, if I must state, maybe there's an excess with her! - But coming across a trial sachet of the stuff and having it to hand made us ponder in trying it as we've never tried lube before. Our use was purely experimental fun. First though, if there are problems with tampon insertion all that's needed is a pea-sized amount put on a finger either rubbed into the tampon or inside the vagina and that should make insertion easier (like I'd know!), and a same pea size amount can be spread inside the vagina again or on the penis (there was a right topic about "spread on the penis" between us) before intercourse. Don't forget to have cleaned hands! Also, this is not a contraceptive lubricant - so, do yourself a favour and don't rely on this for stopping merged clones of yourself, or protection from STD's. The jelly is water soluble (meaning it can be reactivated again from dryness with a bit of water) and is a simple clear gel. It's thin enough to be watery, yet just enough to be a proper gel. It is odourless and as far as I can recall from the ingredients, it shouldn't be harsh on the applied areas - it wasn't to us atleast. As the only use we had for this gel was a bit of sexperimentation (infact we used the whole mini sachet - might aswell since it was opened), not out of neccesity, or difficulties with tampon insertion, we can still rate this highly in terms of simple
over-greasing, messyness making and promotion of action that resembled sex between an Immac shaven leg and a feather, inside an old greasy chip pan -very fun it was, but enough of that, for me, and you. I can see this op ended up half useless, as it seems like I'm just hinting at my sex practicses, but I guess atleast there's a shot (these puns are coming naturally) of significance in terms that it does do it's job, well and nothing else. No smells, no fuss, just ease, or extra ease and foreplay grease. Okay, I'm done. No time to get tasteless!
For intercourse or tampon insertion.