Durex Elite - 18

They start life sitting on a shelf with a sell by date marked clearly on the back....many will go out of date....not enough safe sex in the world I would say, too many males carrying them for centuries and never getting layed. However if these little creatures are lucky enough to go on an adventure they end up used and discarded, only wanted for sex. How are condoms meant to feel? What sort of a life can they have sold for sex and then simply thrown away! Check the date before use, it may have been a while since you last got any! Girls however they can get it whenever they want, but have a few more morals, weird that, those who want it more than ever ...

Welcome to the latest installment of the Steven Phillips condom trials. By now my frequent readers are aware of my highly fruitful sex life (but more on the tasty condoms later....). Right now I want to share with you my experience of the Durex Elite condoms: THE LOOK: These condoms look like a normal condom but a little slimier. There is a reason for this that I will go onto later. The light test showed no holes and I was ready for action. One thing to take note is that these condoms are rather more difficult to do the light test on owing to the extra 'slime' that is on them, so check carefully before using. THE SMELL: ...