Durex Gold Condoms

Yep, you guessed it, I'm back :) For those of you who have awaited this next phase in my research, here it is. I apologise for not writing it last night, but the experimentation got a little wild and as I attempted to get up I was unceremoniously 'tugged' back into the foray by a rather rampant girlfriend. Still, at least I survived, so here's the op :). THE LOOK: Durex Gold condoms are gold, strange that given the title. It is a little strange to look at, although I have to say that the light test showed a small fault, one of them had a hole! Argh, anyway, I checked the one I used prior to engagement in service and it was ok, so ...  Read the complete review

I've only been the (un)lucky receiver of these condoms once, and that's one time too many, I think. For starters, these condoms are supplied in a bit of a tarty "medalion man"-style packaging, ie a gold coin-looking thing in which the condom itself is presented "the right way up" for users, because "it's easier". Yeah right. I'm sorry, but anyone who can't work out which way up a condom goes is very silly indeed. These are put "the right way up" in the packet, but I'd actually counsel against this being of any use at all, because condoms in normal packets are just as easy to use. ...  Read the complete review

This is one neet little jonny, bloody briliant, not only do you not have to worry about putting the thing on right as it comes out of the packet the right way round, but it also makes for one hell of a shag. I'm not a great fan of condoms but this one may sway me a little. Not only is it easy to use but it's prity sensative to and doesn't dull all that pleasure, it fits prity well to and stays on unlike some I've tried ad comes in a cute little pack to. Well worth the extra few pence. If you want some fun in bed and hate condoms try this little beauty. It's got my vote ...  Read the complete review

Goldfinger He's the man, the man with the Midas touch. A spider's touch, Such a cold finger. Beckons you to enter his web of sin, But don't go in. Too late with these rubber johnnies you are going to shag like nymphomaniac bunny rabbits on speed! You have been finally seduced and if a guy pulls these out of his pocket he either is showing off, or thinks highly of you. Packed inside a gold coin that reflects that glint in my eye, this condom suggests that extra luxury that makes you feel at least you’re an upper class prostitute and not a one night stand to be thrown away like a used condom. Opening the packet is soooo ...  Read the complete review