Tingling is more like Torturing (Durex Play Tingle Lubricant)

Member Name: ND

Product:	Durex Play Tingle Lubricant
Date:	06/12/07 (594 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: none come to mind

Disadvantages: intense burning sensation, thickens and goes gummy

"Tingling" is no good unless you're a porn star numb from years of hardcore use. We just bought it and the crap has more menthol than Spearmint gum and made the entire bedroom smell just that way. It begins with a warming sensation that wasn't exactly pleasant but was tolerable and we tried sex. It grew it strength to more like lava on your sensitive parts and friction only made it more intensely painful. Sex stopped after just a couple of minutes while we made a mad dash to the bathroom. We are married and weren't using a condom. His skin down there actually turned bright red as he nearly howled in pain. At least he could wash his off. I lay there for an hour feeling I was being burned alive from the inside out. It was literally like rubbing Tabasco down there, only it smelled better.

We hated to throw the stuff away so after the initial pain had faded we thought we'd try it as an actual massage lotion. Wrong again. After a bit it thickened and left us with minty jelly-boogers stuck all over our skin. We had to shower just to get it all off. Don't buy this stuff- its crap and will probably lead to a ruined evening.

Summary: we want our money back