| Product: |
Durex Play Tingle Lubricant |
| Date: |
26/03/08 (988 review reads) |
| Rating: |
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Advantages: If you don't like your crotch you're in for a treat.
Disadvantages: If you DO like your crotch....hmmm
This may contain scenes of an adult nature that some viewers may find offensive so do the sensible thing if you're easily offended, thanks.
I love my lubes. They make everything that bit more enjoyable for me. This one was given to me for christmas from my partner at the time along with the Heat version and some other miscillanious items *looks all innocent*
Now the heat wasn't too amazing, so we moved on to try the tingle.
All I can really say is that if THAT is a tingle, pouring molten lava on your man bits would be classed as a slight irritation.
I much prefer the cooling sensation to the heated sensation but this lubricant has got the balance totally wrong.
It smells strongly of menthol, which is one of the main ingredients and what gives that infamous "tingle". Anyone know what else menthol is in? I'll give you 3 guesses. TOOTHPASTE TOOTHPASTE AND TOOTHPASTE.
Now tell me, would you smother your downward areas with toothpaste? No, me neither.
In all seriousness, this product started off to be quite nice. For a start I could actually feel the sensation building. My partner was also quite enjoying it. Then someone in their infinate wisdom hit the panic button and all hell broke loose. We both had to run to the shower and wash this stuff off.
Being water based it came off no problem. But wait, there's more!
Think of when you brush your teeth and rinse. Notice how you still have that cool tingley feeling in your mouth? Now apply it gently to the situation that your genitals just found themselfs in.
Now I'm hardly a wuss, I'm covered in tattoos and metal. This was more uncomfortable than a tattoo (which isn't all that unconfortable but you know, sex isn't supposed to be uncomfortable)
The abominable tingle monster makes me look past any features such as the good bottle aesthetics and the texture. I fear this lube and I am currently in councelling for it.
Ok so slight exaggeration. Needless to say, I would NOT reccommend this one to you unless you are into s + m.
**Review is also on Ciao**
Summary: burny burny ouch ouch
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- 13/08/08 Haven't tried this one, but after reading your review, I'll be staying well away...thanks! |
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- 12/04/08 Is it weird if I say...I bloody love this stuff! :) |
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- 28/03/08 oh, i have heard such horror stories about this! i dont think anyone has gotten over the 'burn' ...dear oh dear |
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