“ Type: Condome / Contraception „
Well, heres another op on my ever increasing resume. I'm actually enjoying this and I hope you are too. I'm trying to achieve a VH rating for all my condom ops and so far I've managed it, perhaps you could all start recommending me some improvements to be made to improve them even more as I search desperately for a crown. I always read and appreciate my comments, so any constructive criticism or applause for a technique I may have used in the op is more than welcome. Anyway, on with the op :) THE LOOK: Slimey and disgusting frankly. This one really put me off before I even started, it had so much gloop on it that I found it hard to even hold the bugger up to the light for the light test (see below). It is the usual pink underneath the supposedly see-through liquid stuff though, so that at least was heartening. THE SMELL: Normal condoms are not pleasant, this one is simply disgusting. I dont recommend a sniff as it really does put you off without a doubt. The smell is also rather strong and offputting from a distance, so um, avoid it or buy nose plugs before use. THE TASTE: I was very nearly going to omit this one this time as it simply looked too disgusting. Naturally I then thought of you lot and went ahead anyway, though I made sure I had a spit bowl and a glass of water nearby. In the event I was right to have them there. The thing tasted awful, mainly due to the gloop, or lubricant as it should be referred to. It was simply disgusting and left me feeling like vomiting. I cant stress how bad it is, so please please please nobody try it, sadomasarchists are exempt from that statement. The taste does also stay on the penis (along with the gloop - urgh!) so please be warned not to make her do anything afterwards, its simply foul. SAFETY: This passes all the kite marks and didnt slip once on the penis. Getting it onto the penis was a real problem though, so be careful n
ot to stretch the condom too much and be especially careful with those nails. THE LIGHT TEST: It was difficult to check owing to the gloop that is the lubricant and it just shone the light right back, creating annoying reflections that stopped me being able to see gaps in the condom. Oh well, just hope its right with this one I'm afraid. The kite marks mean it must do something right.... THE APPLICATION: This thing is slippier than an eel and that makes it extraordinarily difficult to apply. It was definitely a two handed job (unusual for a rather more adept condom user such as myself) and even then it was tedious to say the least. I dropped one before I even began it was that slippery, what a waste.... or was it... maybe it was a blessing in disguise, means nobody has to go through all this again. It did eventually roll on, although keeping the lubricant from going onto the penis under the condom was a hard thing. Oh well. It went on and stayed on, eventually. THE MALE SENSATION: This was abysmal. Far too much lubricant and it simply made the whole experience a big let down. I left dissappointed, especially given all the trouble I had with the damn thing to get this far. Oh well, back to the studded little beauty I found yesterday to fulfil our pleasure :) THE FEMALE SENSATION: Again the excess lubricant left the whole experience a dissappointment. No orgasm and no real pleasure during the intercourse. Bring back the 'studdy' as she now calls it :) THE PRICE: Cheap as far as condoms go, and its no wonder. You get what you pay for, and this gives you very very little. At £7.99 for 12 in my chemist (although he ordered it special, how was that for quick next day service, he has 14 more varieties for me too! Wahey!). AVAILABILITY: Very scarce here, although more common on the continent (more necessity over there?). I dont think you
'll find it anywhere away from Dover although some chemists like mine would possibly order some in for you, although why the hell you'd want to do that is beyond me. OVERALL: These are an extreme condom designed to help those with a serious lubrication problem, and maybe for that reason they might be popular with homosexual men or women who really struggle. In both cases I would recommend the Durex condom though, this one is just too slippery.
Glide baby glide. Sit and swing. This jonny packs a punch especially when I have my twig in it. The lubricant is as sweet as a nut, not too much but just enough for the process! My woman prefers this condom to any other, as she says it is the pleasure in putting it on that?s half the fun. It?s a slippy character to get out the packet, but you are in the knowledge that it feels secure and safe. I would recommend this lesser known brand to many men. It is slightly cheaper and more better value for money.
Well with a name like euro glider, it sounds more like an exercise machine. I suppose it is of sorts, its more for when your exercising your machine. But seriously, its supposed to be contoured to fit, but arn't all condoms?. Non spermicidally lubricated, may lose it a few customers from the welly protection brigade. But the euroglider is easy to slip on,comfortable, fits well and does the job. Nothing special though, i would rather use the ribbed variety, at least your partner gets enjoyment from them. Available in most pharmacists, but ive not seen any in the gents loos yet.
A non-spermicidally lubricated condom contoured to provide a better fit