Get Your Paws On These! (Felix Rascal Rewards)

Member Name: QueenElf

Product:	Felix Rascal Rewards
Date:	25/09/05 (264 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: Cats love them, good for teeth.

Disadvantages: Hard to keep to two per day.

Meow fellow felines, my mum has finally taken my hints and let my paws loose on this box she plays with every day instead of playing with me. She’s a bit slow with cat language so I dropped some hints by crawling underneath this tray thing she pulls out to use her paws on and sleeping on top of a nice warm, but very small object that flashes pretty lights on and off.

I must admit I need her help these little button thingies are a bit small for my paws but I’ll leave her to play by herself after I’ve had my say. (Meow to you).
Now our pets are sometimes hard of hearing, it comes from having little ears, so I just gave her one of my annoyed howls that always gets her mobile, no mum, I don’t want any more wet or dry Felix I want my treats.
For you, my friends that don’t get these as a treat, I urge you to crawl inside an empty carrier bag to tell your pet what is missing. Make sure it is a red bag as they normally come in these; green ones are not worth exploring.

My mum (and pet) doesn’t know I can read so I may be giving the game away here but you really need to know about these.
First of all the packet is quite small, blue in colour, much deeper than my lovely pale blue eyes, but they have a picture on them that is the same as the cat on the TV, you know him, he’s the bossy little black and white one that is called Felix, which is the name on the packet. He’s announcing by his bold stance that the picture of little brown sticks belong to him, but he doesn’t know that most cats get these if they howl long enough.
Mum makes a big thing about opening the packet; doesn’t she know I’m dying for one? She just mutters about “Where are those damn scissors”, (don’t let your kittens hear this it’s a bad word).

She says it’s because it keeps them fresh because they seal themselves up afterwards and I have to admit she has a point. I wouldn’t touch one of those smelly tins when they have been opened.
Now she makes a big fuss over teasing me, she pulls a long stick from the packet (my eyes miss nothing) and holds one in the air. Grrr I have to play at leaping about for her, though I’m sorry I nearly bit her fingers off one time, I was rather young at the time.
If I don’t feel up to playing games I’ll stalk away with my tail in the air and then she gets sorry and balances one on the edge of the little table. This is my queue to act huffy but I can’t resist them so I grab the end with my teeth

I can’t tell you how good the taste is; they are chewy and smell of fish. Sometimes she buys other ones that taste of Chicken & liver or Ham & Cheese, but Salmon &Trout are my favourites. My sister Sophie is older than me and won’t play, so mum breaks them up for her but the daft cat it too slow for me and I can soon pinch them from under her nose, so mum sometimes puts them on her wet food when she thinks I’m not looking. Silly pet!

I have to play the game to get another one, mum says I can only have two a day because it says so on the packet, so let me have a read.
These letters are a bit small but under Feeding Guide it does say only two per day and make sure I have lots of clean fresh water, well she is good at that, bless her.
So why can’t I have any more? Let me look at the ingredients, hmmm.. I’m getting good at this. Meat and animal derivatives, (I’ll have to look that word up when she’s not looking). Vegetable protein extracts, sugars? Ouch, bad for my teeth. Fish and fish derivatives, minerals oils and fats, colours and preservatives (another one to look up).
Typical analysis, protein, oil, ash? Fibre and moisture.
Maybe ash is the reason why I can’t have too many!

Right, there is a tiny picture of Felix and a web site address” come on mum, I want to see this” I wish I could do this for myself; it’s fun to see the little pictures come popping up.
“What is this?” That Felix cat has a site all to himself, “come on mum, open the door and let him in” Surely you can follow that instruction, it says so right by the closed door.
Now mum lets me see some of these sites, at least I sit on her lap until she let’s me look.

Fellow felines you will not believe your eyes! You can make this cat do what you like, let him in the door, see what he chooses for his lunch and get him to show you his favourite toys. When you are fed up with him, you just send him away, now that’s what I call fun!

Mum has just looked up some more information on new treats to come, I like the look of that new food, “Tender Succulent Steaklets and in jelly too, I don’t much like gravy.
Well what feline would have guessed it? Here are all my old favourite foods, Sophie’s favourite milk and lots of new treats, “when are you going shopping again mum?”
A word in your silky ears, I don’t like milk but some of you may, like my big sister and it can give you tummy ache, so get your pet to buy the Felix milk, it is low in lactose, which is something I know all about because mum can’t have milk either.

Meowwwwwwwww! I need a stretch, but just before I go I want to say that you can get a “meesletter”, as well from this site so give your pet a nudge.

Mum has now gone onto the Purina web site and history bores me so from Kira the amazing cat who has brought these treats to your attention, I’m off for a well-earned nap.

If you can get your pet in a good mood (rubbing against legs purring loudly is a great con-trick) get them to look up these sites below and put your paw on the picture of Felix Sticks, a nod’s as good as a wink they say.

www.catslikefelix.co.uk.

www.purina.co.uk.

Brought to you by Kira Fuller

Enjoy your treats.

Summary: Because your cats deserve them.