The wheel is spinning but the hamster's dead (Sawdust)

Member Name: michaird

Product:	Sawdust
Date:	08/11/02 (153 review reads)
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Advantages: Pops up nicely

Disadvantages: Doesn't get rid of the smell

Sawdust is great stuff, the shavings produced when cutting wood can be used as bedding for little animals, butchers shop floors or mopping up the blood of your latest victim. This is because it will soak up hamster piddle and blood quite effectively.

Light and powdery, it smells quite nice but it'd hurt if you got it in your eyes. It doesn't matter if you get it in you victim's eye, as they'll probably be dead by then.

It can be bought at pet shops and timber merchants but if you think it may draw suspicion you can make your own.

Recipe for sawdust:

Ingredients: Saw, Plank of wood.
Instructions: Saw up plank of wood and fill bag with shavings from floor. Continue sawing until desired quantity is produced.

Otherwise you can expect to pay about a pound for a bag in a shop, but don't mention the bodies okay.

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