Furry, feline fluffy fings! (Cats in General)

Member Name: doctordarke2389

Product:	Cats in General
Date:	19/08/09 (35 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: Low maintenance

Disadvantages: They don't do love, unless it's for gain

I have a cat, called Mushu. She is small, black, and selectively aloof like many of her kind. She also has pronounced psychopathic tendencies, if a feline creature can be said to possess such a quality, if that is the word. In short, she is a born killer.

It's usually a good idea to choose your would - be pet with care. Do you want male, or female? What colour do you want? Either way, if you don't want to end up drowning the resultant offspring in the bath or something, it's better to get the animal seen to at the vet. More expense.

Cats are relatively low maintenance creatures, requiring little beyond feeding, somewhere to dump their waste products, and a place to crash if they're not outside stalking prey or fighting, or something. They seldom offer much in the way of gratitude for the expense you may have gone to, unless it suits them, so don't expect a lot in the way of cuddly love and attention in the way that a dog would give you. They're not much good at deterring burglars, either. So, think before you splash out on a cute little bundle of furry fun. The damn' things grow up.

Summary: Good fun at times, and keep you rodent-free