REVIEW NARRATED BY ARMCHAIR (Cavalier King Charles Spaniel)

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Product:	Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
Date:	01/01/03 (203 review reads)
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Advantages: FFFFF

Disadvantages: FFFFF

HI, I'M AN ARMCHAIR. I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH THE FELLINGTONS FOR TWENTY FIVE YEARS. RECENTLY, MR. FELLINGTON ADOPTED A DOG. I HAD NO PROBLEM WITH THIS UNTIL THE DOG BEGAN URINATING ON ME AND SOAKING MY CUSHIONS. THEN THE MR. AND MRS. SAT DOWN AND WET THEIR PANTS, BUT BLAMED ME NOT THE DOG. "WE HAVE TO REPLACE THIS OLD PIECE OF CRAP, IT'S STARTING TO SOAK". I DIDN'T SOAK, IT WAS THE DOG. THE DOG IS THE ONE SOAKING THE CUSHIONS AND WETTING YOUR PANTS. DON'T GO ACCUSING ME OF THAT STUFF IT'S THE DAMN DOG. YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH.

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