THE WRATH OF MR JINGLES (Hamsters)

Member Name: pablodiablo

Product:	Hamsters
Date:	05/03/02 (84 review reads)
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Advantages: great for kids

Disadvantages: if you hate kids and want them eaten alive by killer rodents

That sunny saturday afternoon i didn't have a clue about the terror that i was about to bring into my home. I was sat around with my girlfriend and her sister bored so we thought we should go to our local retail park. The large pet store was home to many cute animals so we decided just spontaneously ( cos i'm that kind of guy, seriously i'm crazy a real 'party animal' ) to buy a nice syrian hamster. As i approached the glass hamster houses a particular bright eyed little hamster was pressed against the front looking quite spritely(?). So we chose the rodent got a cage,ball,toy thingy and took him home. But before we could leave we were approached by a small chinese boy who told us to keep him away from bright lights, especially sunlight. To never get him wet and to never, ever feed him after midnight no matter how much he pleads or cries. suitably spooked we took the 'thing' home.

So we decided to call him mr jingles, after that mouse in the green mile although i am sure he is in fact a female syrian HHHamster. This may be the cause of his psychotic behaviour i mean norman bates had a few cross gender issues. Mr jingles started his behaviour after coming across some old fried chicken one night at 12:15 and has since turned into a beast like this world has never seen. Gloves must be worn when handling the little git as he has developed a taste for human flesh. He has also plotted against the dog trying to run her over in his special gyrosphere that he has turned into a vehicle of death. Also he has developed a sinister cackle that he emits when crawling over your legs suspiciously close to the old genitalia. ( no i am not a pervert he just crawls around, i have trousers on , honest i am not like richard gere ). After devouring the entire household so far i fear he now wants to get at me so i have barricaded myself in my bedroom and all i can do is write on dooyoo for help. huh, whats that?......... i think hes trying to get under
the door hheeeeeee

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