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Date: 06/10/01, updated on 06/10/01 (23 review reads)
You won't like me, not many do
Some people have even threatened to sue
But one things for sure and I’m hear to stay
Like it or not, I won't go away
So abuse me and use me all that you can
Some people hate me, to others I'm the man
I write crap opinions some people may cry
Well the simple truth is that facts don’t lie
So to the not useful now goes your click
Thinking "what the hell this guy is thick"
"what is he doing out here on the loose"
to which i reply my names ARTHUR GOOSE
Nobody likes me and I don’t really care
I'm not considerate and I'm not at all fair
I live by my rules and I do what I please
And unbelievably my actions won't cease
Why wont they block him the majority say
And then forever he will go away
But they do not want to, they still want me here
For somebody to shout at and yell in their ear
My opinions are different, some ay unique
Its a shame that the outlook for this account is bleak
I'm sure some of you like me and like what I do
After all I'm just another comedian-like you.
So now off you go the the dooyoo police
To say "another mental patient has been let of his lease"
Sure enough the will lock me and laugh out in glee
Who victors in this battle will be interesting to see.
No doubt you are bored now of my song
I do apologise but it will not take long
There is a choice of phrases to use
To accompy this kind and sort of abuse
Arthur we love you, Arthur please stay
Or Arthur piss off and go away
Either way you have seen me and experienced my views
At this rate I'll star on the 9 o clock news!
Well as you can see I'm addicted
I always want to come back
but I have to wait till the weekend
when dooyoo police are off my back
You rate all my opinions not useful
but I really couldn't care less
you all comment and abuse me
and most of you get in a stress.
But I am hear to stay
and thats all there is to it
and the last thing I have to say
is that all my opinions are shit!
I thank my fans.