Army Men - Air Attack 2 (PS2)

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The Army Men games are like Van Damme movies. One cannot deny the similarities. First, they're mostly all bad. Second, they're poorly directed. Third, just when you think you've seen the last one, another one pops up. And like Van Damme movies, the Army Men series is good in concept but poor in execution. A game based on the little green army men we all played with in the backyard seems brilliant. As the General, I remember losing many a good man to the enemy via vicious attack dogs (household pets), napalm (hairspray and matches), and explosives (banger sellotaped on an army man). It's really too bad these games have stunk. When I ...