My Horizontal Life - Chelsea Handler

"I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet new people. Furthermore, sleeping around with midgets is a great way to meet midgets. The great thing about having sex with a midget is that first you get to have sex with them, and then you can use them as a pillow." Although not every page is quite as outrageous as this, it does give you a taste of what to expect with this book. Meet Chelsea. She's young, single and a real gal about town. And she has a thing for midgets, but hey. She's also the girl you might have seen recently on billboards, wearing a short skirt that's flying out rather dangerously as she promotes her show on ...  Read the complete review