Before Sunrise - Diana Palmer

You'll be asleep long before sunrise! (1400 words)
by ladybracknell - written on 03/10/11, updated on 04/10/11 (Very useful, 125 readings)
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case to crack! Now, I couldn t write a romance novel, even a bad one, if I tried but it was pretty evident to me that Diana Palmer isn t my kind of romance writer. She s a mistress of purple prose and some of the dialogue had me hooting with laughter, especially the love scenes between Jeremiah and Phoebe. If some bloke had ever said such things to me as "I m going to have you to the roots of your pretty hair" or "I m going to make you claw my back raw while I m having you", I think I d have been more inclined to laugh than melt into a puddle of desire. I found the dialogue unimaginative, not at all erotic and definitely unromantic. The ...