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Cafe Mao
Newest Review: ... are fried spongey balls of homogenised material (unidentifiable). The staff are of the aspiring actor variety but are unfortunately not able to act the part of waiters very convincingly. The floor manager I have encountered is an officious busybody who I saw sending a waiter upstairs after somebody she thought might be going to the bathroom - " he didn't eat here! Stop him!". ... more  ... She will make you wait 15 minutes for a table on principle because,you know, Mao is a happening place and you can't expect to just swan in and sit down at once. Why give them the money when the cafe a few doors down has lovely food and genuinel...more |
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by Graham Asher - written on 17/01/08
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Please don't go to a cafe named after a mass murderer.
by jim - written on 16/01/08
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Why are you naming a cafe after a murderous monster for God's sake? Would you name a restaurant Cromwell Cafe??
by HiThere - written on 16/01/08
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The food was acceptable, but for a more authentic Mao experience they should slaughter tens of millions of Chinese people during the meal.
Also, in keeping with Mao's beliefs about capitalism, tipping should result in being sent to a "re-education camp" where patrons will survive for weeks on a single handful of rice.
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