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Cafe MaoNewest Review: ... are fried spongey balls of homogenised material (unidentifiable). The staff are of the aspiring actor variety but are unfortunately not able to act the part of waiters very convincingly. The floor manager I have encountered is an officious busybody who I saw sending a waiter upstairs after somebody she thought might be going to the bathroom - " he didn't eat here! Stop him!". ... more |
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by Graham Asher - written on 17/01/08
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Please don't go to a cafe named after a mass murderer.
by jim - written on 16/01/08
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Why are you naming a cafe after a murderous monster for God's sake? Would you name a restaurant Cromwell Cafe??
by HiThere - written on 16/01/08
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The food was acceptable, but for a more authentic Mao experience they should slaughter tens of millions of Chinese people during the meal.
Also, in keeping with Mao's beliefs about capitalism, tipping should result in being sent to a "re-education camp" where patrons will survive for weeks on a single handful of rice.
by Detmer - written on 16/01/08
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The food was terrible. It was greasy, yet tasteless as if they were trying to appeal to Americans. Did I mention that the restaurant honors, with its name, a horrific, mass murdering dictator? As if the food wasn't reason enough not to go here, they make it easy by naming the establishment for a brutal communist. I do have a positive comment, however. It's better to be at this restaurant than in one of Mao's prison camps.
by - written on 09/02/02 (Useful, 404 readings)
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I been here a few times (more accurately dragged by a friend who appreciates the large smoking section). The food is adequate but no more than that and tends to be rather oily. Fishcakes are fried spongey balls of homogenised material (unidentifiable). The staff are of the aspiring actor variety but are unfortunately not able to act the part of waiters very convincingly. The floor manager I have encountered is an officious busybody who I saw sending a waiter upstairs after somebody she thought might be going to the bathroom - " he didn't eat here! Stop him!". She will make you wait 15 minutes for a table on principle because,you know, Mao is a ... Read the complete review
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