Help me, I'm Lovin It!!!! (McDonald's)

Member Name: k8eh

Product:	McDonald's
Date:	08/08/09 (82 review reads)
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Advantages: cheap and convenient

Disadvantages: so so so so bad for you!

Help me, I have an addiction. About six months ago I was just a normal teenage girl and the mere thought of eating a Mcdonalds disgusted me. Now I'm hooked... and I'm so ahamed.
They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, so here I am, I have a problem.

I'm not going to be able to tell you anything you haven't heard before. We all know McDonalds is one of the most well known franchises and you can find a Maccie D's anywhere. I bet if I travelled to the far most corner of the universe where nothing but Amoeba's live there'd be the shiny golden arches in the distance.

We all love food, who doesn't? and when it's fast, even better. The number of times I've visited the driveway in the past few months would horrify any healthy dooyooers. After just checking my online bank statement I can see I've had two mcdonalds... and thats just this week.

Oh please help me cure my addiction. I would choose a medium double cheeseburger meal with a coke over my boyfriend if it came to it (ok, maybe I'm not that bad...)

Why do I love McDonalds so much?

1. Well it's convenient for one, you stand on the highest point in your town and you'll probably see at least 4 of the religious golden 'm's in the distance. There are McDonalds everywhere.

2. Drive Thru: are you lazy? so much so you don't even want to get out of the car to get food? fantastic, McDonalds caters to your needs.

3. 24 Hour Drive Thru: Fridays/Saturday's some are open all day and night! Fantastic!!! Screw that kebab after a night on the tiles, double cheeseburger is the way forward!

4. Price: It's got to be the cheapest fast food outlet around, the very rare occasions I've ventured to KFC I've been horrified to find a meal has cost £3ish more! ...and well, Burger King? you'd have to be a millionaire ;)

5. Taste: Yes when you think about it, it is disgusting. The fries are extremely over salted, the burgers are oozing grease. But if you look past that, the pure badness and naughtiness of a McDonalds meal just tastes soooo good when you're chewing it up.

6. Addiction: Now I'm no way stating this as fact or making an allegation but apparently the cheese has something in it that makes you addicted. That's going to be my excuse anyway. When I go to my first support group somebody rises and says "My names Bob and I'm an Alcoholic" I won't be far behind saying "My name's Katie and I'm a McDonalds-double-cheeseburger-with-gherkins-remove d addict"

Overall:
Yes, I love McDonalds, I sleep/dream and breathe McDonalds. I crave it.
I just wish I could go back to the days when I thought it was the most disgusting place ever.

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