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LIPOTRIM gives you rings (under your eyes)
Member Name: angusreid
Date: 27/07/06, updated on 27/07/06 (2074 review reads)
Advantages: I excersise regularly taking the lid off
Disadvantages: It don't come with fries.
Wow, just how good is this LIPOTRIM?
It loses fat and makes you slim.
I know, I know I may confuse,
For this product I never use.
But hey, just pop over to the site,
And become skinny overnight.
Say goodbye to your big fat bum,
Itís great so give some to your mum.
The packaging is really sweet,
It comes in a box that looks so neat.
Mix with water, mix with gin,
Remember the name? itís LIPOTRIM.
Hey, I am not sure what I am meant to do?
Is it try it before you write a review?
Why, I mean canít you see?
Itís an easy way to get 3p
Donít delay, get to the shop,
With LIPOTRIM your fat will stop.
I used it when I was 30 stone,
And now I am all skin and bone.
So just in case you missed the name,
Itís LIPOTRIM, of LIPOTRIM fame.
Come on fattys, join with me,
And you can get to be skinny.
LIPOTRIM, LIPOTRIM I say,
3p a read is what they pay.
Come to Dooyoo, LIPOTRIM churn,
3p a read is what you will earn.
LIPOTRIM, I say it once more,
LIPOTRIM, LIPOTRIM, what a bore.
I know what I will write about soon,
How slimfast stopped me becoming a balloon.
LIPOTRIM, LIPOTRIM, LIPOTRIM.
It is good for her, it is good for him.
So if like me, youíre a fat nuke,
Drinks lots of this and make yourself puke.
Take LIPOTRIM, go, make haste.
Or your tracksuit bottoms wonít fit your waist.
Available from places that sell it,
LIPOTRIM!, oh b*****s, it tastes like s**t!
Summary: LIPOTRIM, makes fat people think they are slim.