Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzzard! (Attractions in Leighton Buzzard)

Member Name: Joe11Joe11

Product:	Attractions in Leighton Buzzard
Date:	19/08/06 (522 review reads)
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Advantages: Well There's Some Parks And Stuff Scattered Around

Disadvantages: Pretty Much Everything

Ahh Leighton Buzzard. My home town that i love dearly.

That's not even a lie. You would probably get more excitement watching someone make a sandwich but i still love it here.

As for getting around our wonderful town. Well, we have a daily bus service and the buses run all day. That really is smashing, if you like sitting amongst a bus full of people with an accumulative age of four thousand three hundred and sixty-one. The best way to get around is car, obviously. But strictly between the house of 11am and 3pm, and 8pm to 6am. If you hop in your car outside these time periods, well, you might as well set up camp in there. I'm sure Leighton Buzzard is used as a throughway for...every vehicle in rush hour.

Personally, i walk everywhere. That may have something to do with not being able to drive however. I live on one side of the town and could easily walk to the other side in 45 minutes. The town centre from my house is about 25 minutes away. You can go there if you like pigeons, books or Woolworths. We also have 3 million banks if anyone's interested.

In our town there are a variety of things to do. We have 2 snooker clubs. At least one of these is actually an undercover drug headquarters. Snooker is still playable here though so it's not all bad. We have lots of parks. Granted most of them aren't very parky, but they pass as parks anyway. Erm...We have an alright sived library and a little theatre on the top floor of it. It's great there, i believe they're now showing Toy Story, it was only released 12 years ago ya know (That's a lie, i don't know what they're showing, but you catch my drift, just stay at home and watch tele). We have lots of shops yay! And at night there's lots to do. Our 2 main pubs are the Litten Tree (which is actually good) and next door we have Renoir's (If you like 14 year olds pretending to be older and getting hammered, this is the pub for you). There are many other pubs scattered around Leighton that most people would prefer. They are quiet, small and friendly. The Venue and the Black Horse regularly have live bands playing which are always good. Yea that's it.

I still love it here. Even if it is crap.

But, in conclusion, if your planning on visiting us here in Leighton Buzzard, don't bother. Unless your old, or a pigeon.

Summary: Just Don't Bother. Unless You Have A Bus Pass/Pension/Wings