Cut my life into peices, this is my last resort (Wilkinson Sword Quattro Titanium Disposable Razor)

Member Name: iamasadlittleboy

Product:	Wilkinson Sword Quattro Titanium Disposable Razor
Date:	09/04/08 (184 review reads)
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Advantages: Smooth as a sleek lamborghini, Free

Disadvantages: Cost of blades

How the hell do you do a razor review? As my half assed stubble shows, I don't use the most reliable of razors most of the time, think the last time I did get around to what I view as a chore I managed to do the thing with a cheap ASDA home brand one (some how managing not cut my silky skin, beneath the forest of hair above). Whats more suprising really is I've finally found my good old Quattro, which had gone MIA after fighting through the forests of Scottsfaceia, the jungle that it was, a few weeks back.
I, like many it seems, got this razor for free, sadly the same can't be said about the blades, which seem to be around £1 each (admittedly it's 4 blades in each "blade"). Which could explain why it went MIA, as I can't afford to blow this sort of moolah after clearing up every battlezone. This might seem like a stupid idea, actually voluntarily using the cheap crappy knock off's of cheap crap, instead of spending a few bob on a top class blade, which they are.

The razor which is easily the smoothest shave I've had (not saying much for someone who regularly uses Bics and ASDA branded ones, admittedly, it's like like saying pub toilet paper is better than wiping your crap with than anewspaper). Although the bit in parenthesis is confusing, the razor is top notch, it's as close and smooth as you can get, barring using something like a cut throat (and as I'm accident prone, I'd end up with a claret mask if I tried). The advantages of having a 4 blades-in-1 head is that it makes shaving so much quicker as well, rather than needing to go over each little over grown area time after time, the sharp mulitple edged blades here cut through it like Alan Carr's annoying voice cuts through the wonder of golden silence.
So despite not making me any better looking (can you really improve on such inperfection with merely a sharp tool?) it does tidy me up, quickly and effectively, and prevents me from re-doing any area until the skin goes red (through either friction or blood) which is rather nice.

Admittedly I've never used the fusion, but barring that being the dogs swinging sweaty nut sack, this is the best on the market and most certainly the best looking.

Summary: Be-oot-if-ul