Ode to Daisy!!! (Breville Daisy Toasted Sandwich Maker)

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Product:	Breville Daisy Toasted Sandwich Maker
Date:	30/06/01 (507 review reads)
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Advantages: Quick, convenient snacks

Disadvantages: Be careful the outside does get hot!!

I am a sandwich toaster,
And Daisy is my name,
I sit in Kazzs’ kitchen,
And making toasties is my aim

She purchased me from Asda,
On the shelf she could not leave,
I didn’t cost her very much,
About £12 I do believe?

In case you haven’t figured,
I’m shaped just like a cow,
I’m black and white, and happy to say,
I don’t have Foot and Mouth!

I’m told I’m very useful,
See I have been used a lot,
But the silly sods always forget,
That I do get VERY hot!

Now Kazzs’lot like thick bread,
Which puts me to the test,
See it’s hard to put my lid down,
So thin bread is the best.

I don’t mind what you feed me,
And cheese does seem to be the best,
But I do implore, please clean me up,
Cos it don’t half leave a mess!

You don’t have to stick to cheese,
Any other filling will do,
Ham or beans, or even fruit,
Just fill me up and go!

I don’t get used so much these days,
Since the eldest two have gone.
And little 'un lives on crisps and fruit,
So he don’t turn me on:0(

But I sit proud in this wacky house,
With big, brown pleading eyes.
So when Kazz says, “What shall we have for lunch?”
I yell, “Switch me on you guys!”
(well I don’t really, but it’s a nice thought!)

Well Kazz wants to post this now,
So I really oughta go
But thanks to all who read this ode
From Kazz, and me, Daisy, the toastie making cow!

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