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Brand: Courvoisier / Type: Brandy

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      21.12.2001 22:23
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      As any good playa will tell ya Courvoisier IS the only drink to have handy when you are feeling randy. It is a brandy that will be smoother than your moves...well not smoother than my moves but for the rest of you playa wanna-be's...trust me on this. You of course have to have one of those big looking wine glasses that you hold at the bottom. Yeh you better hold it at the bottom with a few fingers going up the side. If you hold it like a beer can you will look ghetto. And you should always gently rock your glass in a small circular motion to give the effect that been doing this for awhile. Always Always sip, dont chug, gulp, slurp or any of that 40 oz crap. There are many kinds of Courvoisier to choose from and any one will do but you should know about some of them. To tell you the truth they all taste about the same to me...Money! Thats right they all taste like money. There is XO which we all know stands for a hug and a kiss, which is what you will be gettin alot of if you be seen drinkin this stuff. Then there is the VSOP which some say stands for Very Sure Operating Potential meaning drinking this will seal the deal for you...but I know it really stands for Very Sexy On Privates, it is a french drink after all so pour a little on your privates...her privates...its all good! There are a few other types but stick with these two and you cant go wrong. On taste like I said...Money! But to be a bit more descriptive let me warn you it is an acquired taste. Courvoisier is not as sweet as mad dog 20/20 and not as bitter as olde english 800. So now you have a general range. It tastes a little like that candy your grandma has all stuck together in big hard candy rock in the glass candy dish in the living room your not supposed to go into. The living room covered in plastic in case the queen of england visits or something. Yeh go to your grandma's house and pour a little boones farm strawberry wine on that candy ball and lick it...that is what it
      tastes like to sip the good stuff. Now why did I tell you this..cause the good stuff will cost you a couple nickle bags. Yeh thats right...Money! So do what I do..buy one nice bottle of VSOP and drink it with your top shelf ho. Keep the bottle and fill it with a little boones farm and a little schlitz malt licker bull...shake it up and keep it chilled. Now this is what you use on those low rent bitches...you know what I am talkin bout. Some say it is an afro-desiac. Well the hoochies with afros I gave it to got drunk and puked so I guess it is an Afro-dizzy-yack. Others claim it will be cure the common cold...well if your main squeez is a little cold buy a bottle of XO and watch her warm up to you like a crack ho to a porkchop on a harley. Well since my top shelf ho just showed up at my crib I better get off....of the internet and break out that bottle of VSOP! I just had to add this little bit of additional information. It would seem that after my all too brillant OP on the golden ambrosia of the god's "Courvoisier" P-Diddy and Busta Rhymes has put out a hit single called "pass the courvoisier" and the makers of Courvoisier have put out a lighter version that they are marketing as a club drink in all the fashion magazines. It is all because of yours truly, now it is time to get paid!!!! A true playa has to get his props where props are due. So you makers of Couvoisier...you can start sending those checks! And P-Diddy....learn how to spell! Good luck playas!!!!

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        31.07.2001 09:04
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        courvoisier,yum, yum, my favourite tipple. If u want a good cognac then this is one of the best. It especially lovely if you decant it first and drink it in cognac glasses. you really get to breathe in the cognac vapour if you drink it in cognac glasses. Well what can I say, a few tots before bed time and it'll leave you feeling warm, comfy and content. Shame I can't afford to drink it everynight. I know it's a bit of an old persons drink and not something a person like me should be drinking, but hey just think, it'd make a great present for grandad.

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        Courvoisier cognac is famous world-wide for its unique Napoleonic connection, dating from 1811 when legend has it was supplied to the Emperor Napoleon I. Its fame was further reinforced in 1869 when it was named Purveyor by Special Appointment to the Court of Napoleon III. This cognac, fit for an Emperor, was the spirit on which the House of Courvoisier was built and the shadow of Napoleon graces every bottle to this day.