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The Premier League
Member Name: paulyvous
The Premier League
Advantages: GOOD EXCUSE TO DRINK BEER!
Disadvantages: LIVERPOOL FC
The beautiful game! Small boys in the park. Jackets for goalposts. Was it a goal? Who knows, we haven't got a crossbar! Just like The Premier League except totally different!
The Premier league started in August 1990 and replaced the old first division. Past winners include the usual suspects, Arsenal, Manutd, Chelsea, come on who else.......? Yes, that's right, Blackburn Rovers of all teams, back in the days when Alan Shearer played for them. My team Liverpool.......no DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!! Let's just say, I'm having acupuncture to help me come to terms with them.
There's a lot that can be said about The Premier League. From a morality point of view, it's a bit like chewing a tea bag- leaves a nasty taste in the mouth! All to do with money. How can you justify for example, Wayne Rooney earning £110,000 a week!! I'd like to say to him " Hey there Sir Wayne- only a matter of time before he's knighted-I'd say I earn more in a lifetime than you do in a month. That should bring him down a peg or three!
But seriously it can be a recipe for disaster when you give someone so young such a high wage. This combined with the ignorance a lot of them carry can result in a lot of conflict. How can they ever appreciate the value of money? We saw this week, another Premiership footballer jailed for assaulting an innocent young woman. "Don't you know who I am" he said when she asked to be left alone. Of course his WAG will stick by him because "He's misunderstood" - Such is life!
On a lighter note. Why do footballers' speak in cliches? I don't like cliches, I try to avoid them like the plague!! - boom boom! " The team gave 110% today." Must of missed school when doing percentages! Can do addition though when counting their money. Another one "At The end of the day"- very irritating. " Over the moon"- Just because something good has happened shouldn't immediately put you in the mood for space travel!
It's no good avoiding it. When are Liverpool going to win the league? Answer- When, during a season they get more points than any other team. Keep it simple lads! Don't forget if you give 110% I'll be over the moon by the end of the day. I'm off out for a game of footy. Where's me jacket?
Summary: BACK OF THE NET!
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