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dont go here! (Lightwater Valley)

lubi2406

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Lightwater Valley

Date: 20/04/09 (100 review reads)
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Advantages: local to me

Disadvantages: everything!

Lightwater Valley has got to be the worst theme park I have ever been to! When you get there straight away its like walking into a large field, each ride is really spread out over a large area and it just looks empty. There is no 'theme' either, or if there is then its really not obvious what it is!

It has one ok ride which is the Ultimate. This is the longest rollercoaster in the UK at a mile long. You can tell its really old. A big wooden rollercoaster that goes up and down and round a few times. The seats are really uncomfy and you end up hurting yourself quite a bit. I think I came off there in quite a bit of pain. And usually I love rollercoasters!

It also has a pirate ship, a indoor rollercoaster called The Rat, which is also terrible and a few small rides. They have another rollercoaster where the cart spins round with you in it, I heard someone got flung off it a few years ago and died, so I stay away from that one!

You can get through the rides in a couple of hours, and are left feeling slightly bored. I used to go a lot as a teenager but not any more - I would rather sit at home than pay to get in here!

Summary: stay well away, unless you want to waste your money?

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Last comments:
JJJJ

- 20/04/09

Sounds awful :)
Lunar13

- 20/04/09

I went there 10 years ago, the rides all sound the same!


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