| Product: |
Marlboro Lights |
| Date: |
01/07/01 (2616 review reads) |
| Rating: |
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Advantages: Cheap, sexy, classy
Disadvantages: none
I always smoked marlboro lights since I can remember as "everyone" smokes them. They are a good trustworthy reliable smoke but I recently switched brands. I am sure that the Addiction mongers would be aghast at losing a 10 year cutomer (but probaly not as upset as losing a ten year old customer). So why did I switch? Well it is a long story and certainly one that can not be addressed by a drop down toggle on the Dooyoo site "Curiosity" and "friends recommendation" just can't cut it. I switched because I am in an awesome little act that would technically be called a new age gospel barbershop quartet (even though there are five of us but who is counting). We are called the Ro-Butts and we dress up like famous droids, I am Tweakie from Buck Rodgers, Seth is C3P-O, Quinn is the Terminator (although he fancies himself a similar word playing on the similar term for liquid DNA), Ansel is the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz, and Casey the robot from Lost in Space and basically just says "danger Will Robinson" in key. We got the idea of a concept band from watching the Evil Amish, a punk act who feature butter churns on stage that their frenzied fans jump on stage and churn to the music. Just for the record we are the original and best Robot band on the North Coast vacationland and we have been performing at Secrets longer than teh Bionic Boys have been alive. Just so you know, we all love traditional barberhop quartets but some of us are a little guarded about blatantly broadcasting out alternate lifestyle so we have to eschew the "barbershop quartet" label. We do some disco sets and a lot of show tunes acapella but we don't dance as much as I would like, We do enough Statler brothers and Oak Ridge Boys to keep our Gospel classification. Really we are known just to be clean family fun for all ages. So anyways I like to look good as tweakie and match perfectly so when I saw these new Winsto
n S2 cigarettes in a chrome box I was estatic, furthermore they are buy one get one free. Tehy are great cigarettes, a bit too light but a good taste. None smokers claim they smell good too. I think part of the great smoothness results in the smokes being too light. It is not hard to imagine that they come from the same producers as Camel Ultra Lights. Also worthy of note is that they are sparkling white with a classy slate stripe that looks like the metallic ink on my cheques. They packet claims that they are made of 100% First Cut Tobacco for whatever that is worth. They are just a classy looking refreshing smoke. A little too light though; as I never get that rush from my first cigarette on an empty stomach in the morning and I usually have to smoke about 6 in bed at night before I fall asleep. None the less they are a first quality smoke and it will soon be a universally popular brand.
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The Operator - 05/07/01 I smoked Marlboro Lights for a while and my wife said my breath smelt of turds. I don't think you can get those particular Winstons over here on general sale so the op is basically wasted as far as the subject goes.
You lead an incredibly busy life though which I think I've said before; whenever do you work ? Just interested. |
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